i was in hungary for a week

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i ate too much the week before

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i watched a theatrical performance about puns. really it was just a play on words

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I read the title as "I was hungry for a week"

Nullifying your joke

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wow that loose cannon rooster detective is such a hard cock dick

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the joke is

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penis

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you know, I really love puns.

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The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.

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I met someone who was russian.
He was late for work

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A Jew, a Mexican and a Korean walk into a bar
The bartender says "Get the fuck out."
This joke brought to you by Clint Eastwood

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The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.

Genius

[Topcatyo]

The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.

hehehe

[Thor]

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

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A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

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halloween theme joke

why dont witches wear panties?
so they get a better grip on the broomstick

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I was hungary earlier, but then i had something to eat...!!!!!!!!!!!