holy fuck i just had a good ass idea
you know those big circle clocks you hang from walls, that take the two AA batteries and there's like.. a circular foot of clock but like an inch square of electronics at the center
they don't cost anything unless they say something cool inside, so get two of them
break the hour hand off of one, the minute hand off of another
glue a big black circle most of the way down the hour hand / half way down the minute hand, so they travel identical paths
BOOM
two big stupid googly eyes to put on the corners of a poster or something, and nobody will have any idea it's functional
you can look and tell what time it is
you know those big circle clocks you hang from walls, that take the two AA batteries and there's like.. a circular foot of clock but like an inch square of electronics at the center
they don't cost anything unless they say something cool inside, so get two of them
break the hour hand off of one, the minute hand off of another
glue a big black circle most of the way down the hour hand / half way down the minute hand, so they travel identical paths
BOOM
two big stupid googly eyes to put on the corners of a poster or something, and nobody will have any idea it's functional
you can look and tell what time it is