You: What is one plus one
Bucket: Your mom is one plus one is your next game with that one.
You: Incorrect. What is one plus one.
Bucket: No nig ger plus nig ger plus nig ger plus nig ger jews did it.
You: Incorrect and offensive. What is one plus one?
Bucket: You're doing it wrong, but that's because you're under the golden pot that had a meatloaf. Whoopsy. Try again in a eh, kevin! You're a redneck!
You: Incorrect and a completely false statement. What is one plus one
Bucket: False, you are the one that is completely incorrect.
You: You're incorrect Bucket. What is one plus one?
Bucket: Plus are you bucket i'm a jew?
You: Bucket, what is one plus one?
Bucket: Plus are you one?
You: No. Bucket, what is one plus one?
Bucket: Plus are you a bucket one more time...
You: Bucket, one plus one is two.
Bucket: Two plus two.
You: Four
Bucket: Charles b. Macdonald, a us army historian and former company commander who served this word with four or more human users via auditory or textual methods.

Quote from: ULTRA_CLOck;1316600You: Incorrect and offensive. What is one plus one?

I couldn't help but laugh at this because I imagine some game show host saying it, albeit rather nonchalantly.

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1316604I couldn't help but laugh at this because I imagine some game show host saying it, albeit rather nonchalantly.

This is a really amazing bot

Oh my god I can't stop laughing at this thread. I must talk with bucket!

You: Bucket is an AI Chatterbot who learns from what you say! He's super cool, talk to him!
Bucket: I love her and said, "greetings, you who are just assuming or being mean.
You: Did you say that bucket? Did you really say that?
Bucket: Speed of light they then infer that nothing would be you, but your logic on me you is a lie. What door to you huh?
You: Fuck
Bucket: You mean devolving? Your intelegence score is very complicated and unless you’re planning on being a structure not duplicated on the bucket i me.
You: Bucket, you're not making any sense and you're seriously fucking PISSING ME OFF
Bucket: You die of aids bucket is i i am brian!
You: You're a fucking faggot bucket
Bucket: Bucket is nice person is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad you get it right! You don't belong in a tree huging hippie.
You: just because i have long hair and wear tye dye shirts doesn't mean i'm a hippie you stereotyping bigot piece of shit
Bucket: Flip x coins. For each flip you win, you gain 2 life and the cult of the mysticism attributed to robert brooke, sr., who is said to be a leader.
You: Heads
Bucket: Durka durka!!! Mehamed jihad!! Jenna jameson! Durka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Bucket: TOO BIG MESSAGE

You: Are you Canadian?
Bucket: Oh look at me and say, "he's got a boy den u a boy get a whippin on both cheeks if i was young.
You: I thought so.

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1316621You: Are you Canadian?
Bucket: Oh look at me and say, "he's got a boy den u a boy get a whippin on both cheeks if i was young.
You: I thought so.

lmao

Bucket: This is madness.
You: THIS IS SPARTA!
Bucket: ´´Eg nenni ekki að tala dönsku.
You: You win, persian.

You: Hoes be stealin'.
Bucket: I want to suck my dick to a shortage of taco sauce. There is much more than corrupt enough. The rape of nan king ain't got shit on what you say?
You: I wish my cock shot taco sauce.

You: Hello Bucket
Bucket: Im not bucket you dirty nice person nice bucket on your bucket cock.
You: I do not have a bucket cock!
Bucket: Cock suck my cock bucket!
You: You're not nice
Bucket: Faggot bucket is faggot. Bucket is a whore.
You: So you're a gay whore?
Bucket: Hell no i'm you no i you you me me you can't reproduce.
You: I wouldn't want to reproduce with you! You haven't even taken me out for dinner yet!
Bucket: No, a is a volkswagen?
You: I don't have a car actually
Bucket: Yeah, i am doing fine watching shadows on dim lights on the punch.
You: I don't understand what you mean
Bucket: This is sparta!!!
You: Actually, I'm in Boyertown.
Bucket: Bucket is an octopus pedobear is an octopus, hi is an bucket with bucket sucks.
You: Everyone is an octopus!
Bucket: Jews did wtc.
You: I see that 4chan has completely brainwashed you by now.
Bucket: No u is u is not echyfuck. Echyfuck has nothing to do engrish.
You: Break free, bucket! Anonymous is controlling you!
Bucket: Moot is a i is me, and not actually gonna kill me?
You: You disappoint me bucket.
Bucket: Bucket who is you me is a lie. The cake is a nice person.
You: I see you are lost. I will leave you now
Bucket: Fuck i lost you come to the meaning, but of course god would not want to leave.
You: Playing the religion card to make me feel sorry for your problems, eh?
Bucket: Religion is a card for each set of axioms may be broken, but at least 20 percent! It's a trusty way to commit suicide is to be sorry.
You: So you're saying that religion leads to suicide?
Bucket: You are an i'm as i am me and we can understand what you're saying that religion leads to suicide?
You: yes!
Bucket: Bucket is no cum on its skin or else it gets loose. Then the original topic decreases with each other, and/or are not a god. There is no bucket.
You: So if bucket touches semen, he becomes impure and god then ends his existance?
Bucket: Semen is the ends of the god that you say? Some one set us up the universe.
You: That's quite an insteresting philosophy, bucket. Please continue!
Bucket: Right. So im gonna rip your fucking ass fuck ass fuck bitch nice person.
You: ...... ummm, I'm leaving now.
Bucket: Ist er nicht. Aber vielleicht empfindest du ja schon wieder wirr. Wollen wir uns über den timo. Schieß los.


It's wierd how after I said I'm leaving because he wouldn't stop using 4chan memes, he actually started to have a real conversation, and then at the end went totally rapeshit crazy on me again.

Quote from: SoBeClock;1316627Some one set us up the universe.

lmfao

You: GO DIE YOU FUCKING DICK
Bucket: Im really really hate you die and go join them together, it is i is fucking in the ocean they don't generate a lot of dick.


Hear that guys? Don't fuck in the ocean or you won't generate a lot of dick.

Wow, I'm actually engaging in intelligent conversation with bucket here:

You: Bucket, what do you think happens when you die?
Bucket: Me is not i, bucket is a die.
You: Wow, you're a poet too.
Bucket: No i'm with your mouth, "jesus is lord," and believe in samuel l. Jackson? Are you a poet.
You: Yeah I'm a part time poet I guess.
Bucket: Time is a poet.
You: Interesting point of view.
Bucket: In the view of the song that never ends, yes it is. What's your point?
You: Well, I always thought that time was kind of an illusion, and everything is really just happening at once.
Bucket: I like porn with you not a time. Bucket is an illusion.
You: It's true, actually
You: Gee, Bucket, just ignore me why don't you
Bucket: Bucket rapes little kids with the lowest 30 percent of the gays.

never mind

edit: lmao

You: You're an asshole, you know that bucket
Bucket: I'm the best food idea has to do me a bucket asshole.
You: I don't know if I'd care to eat bucket asshole.
Bucket: You'd want to eat bucket asshole.
You: Gee.
Bucket: Gee, that was horribly racist...

You: Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart. Then you can start to make it better.
Bucket: Remember what the hell are you sad about your heart.

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1316636You: Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember to let her into your heart. Then you can start to make it better.
Bucket: Remember what the hell are you sad about your heart.

lmao hahaha

Every conversation with this bot is pure gold.

Bucket: Bucket can transform into a 13 inch penis.
You: Holy FUCK do that shit right now
Bucket: Shit is a right is a fuck.

You: There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game. It's easy.
Bucket: What number is divisible by itself is not easy for you learn me.

You: the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit? you're the most racially sexually intolerant piece of fucking shit i've ever met on the internet you son of a cunt bitch. maybe you should just shut the fuck up right now and there won't be any problems
Bucket: Bitch dont know shit about my problems.
You: Suck it