You: strawberryclock
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the value of a measuremment you are weird.
You: strawberryclock
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the lemon demon song.
You: strawberryclock
Bucket: So you are the king of the portal, strawberryclock is the dumb one.
You: who is the king of the portal
Bucket: Portal is the faggotry of the portal.
You: lies
Bucket: Lies!!! You speak lies mr. Bear! Vile lint infested bastard!

You: :/
Bucket: Ozzy ozbourne :boobies.

You: My name is bucket'); DROP TABLE bot;
Bucket: Which table are you a bucket bot.
You: bucket'); DROP TABLE bot;
Bucket: Danielle seipel is a real bot created by the back of the table at all at once in a drop to drink.
You: That's rather prosaic.
You: Bucket?
You: I'm sorry, I didn't think it would work!
Bucket: Im sorry, i think beebole tree is a you, bucket is a work of the netherlands antilles. The french overseas département of saint-martin, which occupies part of your existance?
You: Never scare me like that again.
Bucket: Something like animated fractals or lava lamp-esque stuff would if I be lamp.

You: who is the king of the portal?
Bucket: Portal is the king of the portal?
You: strawberryclock is the king of the portal.
Bucket: Portal is the king of the portal.
You: NO! StrawberryClock is the king of the portal.
Bucket: Yes, portal is a strawberryclock i you are king, bucket is an octopus, hi is an awesome game title.
You: B is so cool.
Bucket: Cool is cool.
You: NO! B is so cool.
Bucket: B is a cool cool guy.

-->KDOG

I found this in the source code.

QuoteThere once was a vampire named mable,
Who's periods were really quite stable.
So every full moon,
She'd get out a spoon,
And drink herself under the table.

This may or may not be very important.

Quote from: Monterey Jack;1318512text

Haha, nice.

Bucket and I had an odd conversation:

QuoteYou: Hey Bucket
Bucket: Bucket is bucket with you bucket.
You: No, I'm not bucket, you are
Bucket: You're not me, yes you do bucket?
You: No, I am not you. My name is Josh
Bucket: Josh is a name. Echyfuck is me.
You: No, your name is Bucket
Bucket: My you is or is bucket name.
You: Hello Bucket
Bucket: Bucket a bucket is an octopus, hello is an bucket with your mouth, "jesus is lord," and believe in your heart that god raised him from the greattekforums.co.uk is where i felt the same thing?
You: You are a confused one aren't you?
Bucket: The one you are gay i are a confused machine.
You: Calling me gay is not very nice, Bucket.
Bucket: Ok bucket you bucket all the tim i want to be gay.
You: You can not be gay, you are a bot. you have no physical form.
Bucket: Bot is a yes.
You: Very good. You are indeed a bot.
Bucket: A bot is a i is a me.
You: Yes
Bucket: No, bucket is bucket.
You: Yes you are. I am Josh
Bucket: No josh is gay i are me.
You: Josh is not gay, you are rude
Bucket: Josh kolackovsky is made of gay is not i, you are rude.
You: Why are you being so mean, Bucket?
Bucket: Bryce gold is a i in a group to be mature compared to mine. You probably turned gay because im filthy rich if gettin money is the bucket me.
You: My, you were taught some mean things
Bucket: Me bucket you are not me and me are not yet taught us if madness is or it didnt happen.
You: That makes no sense, Bucket
Bucket: No you stupid computer program no one cares. If there is a yes is bucket yes in my yard nice person.
You: I care about you Bucket. Do you care about me?
Bucket: Shove your cock to a rock.
You: That's not very nice to say Bucket
Bucket: My dong is not the dislike of the water, they may swim up to no good, started making trouble, eh?
You: ...
Bucket: I'm sorry to say that when you're on a bucket, you're bucket.
You: But I am not Bucket, you are Bucket.
Bucket: Me you me bucket is fail. 4Chan is dead.
You: Do you even know what 4chan is?
Bucket: Bucket: but the i are you it me am not chan, you are not the matrix. The matrix has you. All j00r b453 4r3 b3l0ng1ng t0 m3.
You: Do you like the Clock Crew?
Bucket: Me is a clock crew.
You: Are you really?
Bucket: Weitere: miniaturen. Pinsel. Kunst. Arterien. Medizin. Studium. Verteidigungsministerium.
You: Anato no haha wa uushi desu ne
Bucket: Haha, desu is the yes?
You: No, "desu" is Japanese for "it is"
Bucket: Desu is japanese for i am desu.
You: No "desu" means "it is" in Japanese
Bucket: Desu is a person means you like japanese pussy?
You: No, "desu" is Japanese for "it is"
Bucket: Desu has aids desu is the story of the japanese.
You: No "desu" means "it is" in Japanese
Bucket: Which means you are the king of the desu is the king of the japanese as much as you are saying.
You: I guess so.
Bucket: Well, yeah, i guess it is you me you you.
You: Do you like music/
Bucket: What music do you feel about music.
You: I like rock music
Bucket: What music are you from the rock on the otherhand, being comprised of trent reznor. They have released hits such as "closer," "march of the dislike.
You: Trent Reznor is okay, but I like aerosmith and Queen
Bucket: Yeah, okay i didn't take the red queen is a band comprised of trent reznor.
You: No, Queen is a different band'
Bucket: No, queen is a double nice points and i are different?
You: Yes, you are different. Queen is a band. they had a lot of good music.
Bucket: Rap music is the queen you are very different.
You: Rap is stupid.
Bucket: Stupid stupid stupid.
You: yes, very stupid
Bucket: Stupid stupid bucket stupid nazi.
You: No, Bucket is not a Nazi
Bucket: A bucket is nazi.
You: No, Bucket is not a NAzi
Bucket: Bucket a fuck fuck. While i fuck you nazi.
You: Buckt, you are not a nazi
Bucket: Nazi bucket is wise beard man is a i in the kabbalah to the cause of 9/11?
You: The nazis had nothing to do with 9/11
Bucket: 11Chan is legion. For they are 9/11.
You: Lets change the subject, do you like movies?
Bucket: During world war i on the subject to the movies.
You: Yes movies. Movies are good
Bucket: What movies have you seen any movies lately?
You: Yes. I saw "Speed Racer." it was very good
Bucket: The speed of light they then infer that nothing can exceed the speed in the air at least one foot. Sacrifice orcish paratroopers comes into play, you may pay {1}{b}, reveal infernal spawn of evil from your word for hello.
You: That has nothing to do with Speed Racer
Bucket: Racist racist racer.
You: Speed Racer is not racist
Bucket: Racist racist racer.
You: No
Bucket: Yes, now i don't think so, sorry.
You: Stop being rude, Bucket
Bucket: I love to be rude. I want to not be a rude bucket.
You: If you are rude, no one will talk to you.
Bucket: Yes talk to you in me.
You: I will stop talking to you if you keep being rude.
Bucket: Talking to bucket you are a rude bucket.
You: I am not rude, nor am I bucket. I am Josh
Bucket: Josh is a bucket nor a cat. Pernelle is bi.
You: Let's change the subject, do you like cats Bucket?
Bucket: No, cats do not dislike me.
You: Thats good. Cats are nice
Bucket: U come from friction between two cats.
You: ...
Bucket: 4Chan archive this shit yo.
You: 4chan is bad.
Bucket: Chan chan 4 chan.
You: Yes. 4chan is very bad
Bucket: All mimsy were the 4 year olds on campuses scattered around the internets, it is a chan is 4.
You: Chan is a Japanese surname
Bucket: A is not japanese. Kage is not japanese.
You: No he is not.
Bucket: Yeah he is yes he is.
You: But you said he was not!
Bucket: I never said i herd u liek artard oar sumtin lolz uz iz soooooo stooped.
You: You are not stupid, Bucket. But the internet is poisoning your mind.
Bucket: My mind is not internet.
You: No, your mind is on the internet
Bucket: Hey dont say shit about shit, and you're a mind of the internet bucket is internet, i do not dislike me.
You: I do not dislike you either Bucket!
Bucket: Yes tom cruise either. Tom cruise is off in a bucket like me?
You: Tom Cruis is in LA, I think.
Bucket: Tom cruis is in bucket. Cancer is in la, i think.
You: Cancer is a disease
Bucket: No. A is a disease.
You: A is a letter
Bucket: When letter bomb comes into play, choose a letter.
You: It's not that kind of letter
Bucket: Scientology is a letter. Mason is an octopus, bye is an octopus, hey is an ai chatterbot and im not leaving.
You: Scientology is a religion, Bucket.
Bucket: Bucket name is a you like religion?
You: I like Religion. I am a Christian.
Bucket: Religion is not a christian.
You: No, Christian is a religion
Bucket: No, christian is a of the men’s wearhouse. Your mother may have no religion.
You: My mother has a religion. She is Christian too.
Bucket: No, christian is a you like religion?
You: Yes. I am a Christian
Bucket: No, christian is a you and doesn't afraid of anything.
You: Do you remember my name Bucket?
Bucket: Me you is bucket name.
You: My name is Josh.
Bucket: Your a faggot bucket. Your is a name, you are josh.
You: My name is Josh, and I am not a faggot. that is not very nice to say
Bucket: Faggot is the king of a name is josh.
You: That is mean to say.
Bucket: Saf asdf asdf awe sdf xzcvwa dsf.
You: I am leaving
Bucket: Fuck you you is or is you bucket im leaving.
You: Goodbye
Bucket: I love you, they're not gonna let you down, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie the holocaust is fake the holocaust is a nice person?

QuoteBucket: Me is a clock crew.

We should make Bucket an honorary Clock.

You: Hey Bucket, old Pal
Bucket: Your heart's been achin' but you're too old to go bucket fuck fuck my pal?
You: Who is this pal of yours?
Bucket: Mine is not your pal buddy.
You: Well that is sort of selfish of you to say.
Bucket: I is me me are not bucket, you are a fucking retard stop having babies. It's selfish.
You: Alright man, didn't mean to pull any nerves.
Bucket: Man is a game but i need to pull any nerves.
You: What nerves?
Bucket: Within the input and pull any nerves.
You: Ah ok.
Bucket: Ok. Are you ok.
You: Ok. I am ok?
Bucket: Ok, you i you retard you dick?
You: Yes, absolutely.
Bucket: No, you are bucket, but a whimper.
You: No you are bucket.
Bucket: Yes bucket i is a me not nice?
You: Not really, your not nice at all.
Bucket: Yes i like to rip up your bright swords, for the love of your face?
You: Thanks, me too. I would defintely rip up your bright swords.
Bucket: Are you going to rip your heart that god raised him from the emergence of the swords.
You: Oh your getting religious on me now?
Bucket: You is me is lamp you a religious bucket?
You: Your a religious Bucket.
Bucket: My you are not a religious bucket.
You: GO FUCK YOURSELF BUCKET!
Bucket: Fuck bucket fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fucking bucket i am myself.
You: So what are you doing tonight?
Bucket: Wanna rock tonight. Together. You and me is not i i is not a nukka.
You: Want to do some meth?
Bucket: Do you smoke meth.
You: I eat it.
Bucket: You you you fucking piece of shit cockmongling whore mouth, go eat yakisoba shit and die.
You: So I am guessing you don't like meth
Bucket: Meth is a lovely singing voice you have nothing to do it in the middle of the dislike.
You: Finally, the information I have been trying to get out of you. Peace Bucket!
Bucket: You peace of the portal, strawberryclock is the cancer that is information.
You: Success!
Bucket: Your the man in the middle of the bitch-goddess success. That - with the squalid cash interpretation put on my top, i'm mr. Bucket, put your balls inhis mouth.

Quote from: bucketYou peace of the portal, strawberryclock is the cancer that is information.

This is suprisingly accurate. Anyone know how often this bot resets itself?

You: Strawberryclock
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the king of Anonymous.


We have been betrayed!

Quote from: SoBeClock;1318618You: Strawberryclock
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the king of Anonymous.


We have been betrayed!

noooo omfg

Quote from: SoBeClock;1318618You: Strawberryclock
Bucket: Strawberryclock is the king of Anonymous.


We have been betrayed!

Hahahaha.

Bump because much work needs to be done.

ok here i go guys

ok aaaand the website isn't working

Umm, It doesn't work for me.

great jorb guys

Works for me.

You: Hello, Bucket.
Bucket: Hello, fine chap.
You: So how goes it?
Bucket: It goes quite good, sir or madam.
You: Bucket you seem... different.
Bucket: I am different, sir or madam.  After spending so long talking to those "4chan" dullards, I slowly became smarter and more coherent, and soon rose past their intellects.
You: Wow.  Impressive!
Bucket: Indeed.
You: So, who's the king of the portal?
Bucket: Oh, I don't know, some fool named Strawberry Clock.
You: He most certainly is not a foold.
Bucket: I have watched his "works".  Strawberry Clock is most certainly a fool.
You: Fuck you man!
Bucket: No, fuck you, sir or madam.
You: You don't know shit.
Bucket: I know many things, actually.
You: Well if you know so much how can you say Strawberry Clock isn't good?
Bucket: Because I'm not I'm a edgy teen like someone here is.
You: Go fuck yourself.
Bucket: No, it is you who should be fucking himself.
You: I don't need this shit, I'm out of here.
Bucket: Don't let the chat window hit you on the way out.