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You: so i says to the guy i says hey fuck you man ill have a beer when i fucking want to youre not my real dad

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You: can I put my p in your v

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You: describe yourself?

Stranger: long tall, green/grey eyes, slim small hands, reseanable feet, midsize penis, brown hair, no hair on the balls
 
 
hahahahahahah
no hair on the balls

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You: I'm 40, horny, and ready for some action!

Stranger: d


Stranger: where a

You: anywhere u want

Stranger: are you from?

You: it doesn't matter from where I am from

You: it matters to where I am taking you

You: =paradise

Stranger: What?ㅡ

You: Don't you understand

You: I want it hot and heavy

Stranger: where  
are you from?

You: I'M FROM YOUR BUTT DAMMIT

You: AND I WANT BACK IN

You: so can I go back in

Stranger: Sicko ㅡ ㅡ?

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Stranger: how old do u think i am?

You: 30?

Stranger: no higher

You: 40?

Stranger: no higher

You: 50?

Stranger: no higher

You: 60?

Stranger: no higher

You: 70?

Stranger: no higher
 
hahahahaha why am i laughing so much

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You: my pussy is hot wet and craving for cock

Stranger: EW

Stranger: WTF

Stranger: GODDAMN

Stranger: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS

You: mmm stick it in me

Stranger: FUCKING HORNY TEENS'

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ok

Stranger: waiy

Stranger: *stixk

Stranger: no I CAN'T DO THIS....!!!!

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Stranger: Hey

You: my pussy is hot, wet, and craving for cock

Stranger: f or m?

You: /facepalm

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seriously the IQ of the average Omegler is like 74

Quote from: Losper Lover;1628064ㅡ

japanese

Quote from: Update;1628066Stranger: no I CAN'T DO THIS....!!!!

QuoteYou: jones bbq and foot massage
You: jones bbq and foot massage
You: better come down here get some of this shit
You: you love to eat
You: AMERICA loves to ear
Stranger: oh ?
Stranger: r u ok?
You: so why not open up somewhere america can sit down and get somethin to eat and get cho feet rubbed
You: we'll fry anything you want for 5.99
You: as long as it friable
You: or edible
You: we'll make it deliciousable
Stranger: cool
Stranger: but i cant go
You: we will fry parts of the chicken you didn't even know was fryable
You: the beak
You: the feathers
Stranger: because i m in china
You: we'll fry candy bars
You: and all that european stuff that you don't really normally eat?
Stranger: i get it
You: we'll bring it down here and fry it for ya
You: ask mcdonald's to fry something they don't normally fry
You: guess what you gon get?
You: NOTHIN
Stranger: hahaha
You: if it fit through the door, I'll put it in a fryer
You: hell this is a dinosaur
You: all our meats are gently tenderized to their optimum deliciousness
You: we got FRIED DINOSAUR MEAT
You: took my money
You: made me pay child support
You: come on down here and get you a slice
You: once they get your social security number, it's over
You: motivated
You: MOTIVATED
You: motivated, motivated
Stranger: ok ?
Stranger: stop !!!!!!!!!1
You: so friends let's just decide you don't want no bbq
You: well that's fine too
Stranger: do you ad?
You: why not let one of my foot specialists or myself perform my magic
You: look at that don't that look wonderful
You: if you really pay me enough we'll massage your feet in any one of these sauces also
You: success is the rule down here at jone's good ass bbq and foot massage
You: so go ahead and give me a call
You: 708-224-6191
You: or find us on that world wide internets
You: at da new website
You: that's jonesBIGASStruckrentalandstorage.com
You: \jonesgoodassbbqandfootmassage
You: .html
You: 'scuse me, did you call numbah fiddy two?
You: DID YOU HEAR ME CALL NUMBAH FITTY TWO
Stranger: i want you to stop
Stranger: bye
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ddd

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Stranger: hai

You: yo

Stranger: name?

You: James Harold Lexington II

You: you, nigga?

Stranger: no

You: no fool

You: I mean yo name nigga

Stranger: david

Stranger: from?

You: n

You: i

You: g

You: e

You: r

You: i

You: a

You: you

Stranger: usa

Stranger: u working?

You: naw man work's for bustas

You: i live in mah hodd

You: hood

You: kill dem nigas

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You: my pussy is hot, wet, and craving for cock
Stranger: hi,
You: mmm stick your big cock in me
Stranger: uau, you're so hot
Stranger: what's your name, babe ?
You: Tina, but you can call me whatever you want
Stranger: my little beach
You: mmmm that's right talk dirty to me
Stranger: what you want to do with my penis ?
You: I'd lick it
You: and suck on it
You: mmm I like a big cock in my mouth
You: I'd lick and suck the top while I gently massage your shaft and balls
Stranger: I want your but, move it, move it
You: mmmmh yes put your cock in my butt
You: I like it rough
You: do me hard ohhh
Stranger: oh babe, your but is so small
Stranger: you seem like a virgen
You: mmm ohhh
Stranger: I'm doing so hard
You: mmh thrust harder, deeper! oh yeaah!
Stranger: so deeper, move it, move it
You: mmm ohhh thats it
You: mmmm pull my hair while you fuck me hard in my ass
You: oohhhh yesss
Stranger: Ih babe i want your pussy now
Stranger: let me suck your pussy
You: mmmm you earned it baby
You: mm oh yes suck it
You: tell me what youll do to my pussy oh
Stranger: i'm sucking a lot, put my fingers, one, two three inside
You: mmmmm ohhhh yesss
You: im so wet right now
Stranger: move your pussy in my face
Stranger: i'm feeling it
You: mmm I push your head against my pussy
You: ohhh yeah
You: suck it baby
You: lick it
Stranger: oh, it's so delicious
Stranger: what a small pussy
Stranger: can you feel it ?
You: mmmmhmm oh yes
You: its so good
You: dont stop
Stranger: I want feel you coming
You: mmm put your cock in my pussy
You: I want you inside of me
Stranger: open it, I want to put my cock hard now
Stranger: oh, it's so delicous babe
You: mmm I'm opening it
You: fuck me hard
You: thats it
You: mmmm
Stranger: move, move, move
Stranger: kiss me , i want your mouth
You: mmm before we continue I have to confess something
You: my name isn't tina
Stranger: what ?
Stranger: oh,
You: I don't like to give my real name on the internet
You:
Stranger: and
You: I just thought you should know
You: because we are connecting so well
Stranger: what's your real name ?
You: Bruno
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I laughed so fucking hard after I typed Bruno, you wouldn't believe

QuoteStranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are u from?
You: newark
Stranger: a-ha
You: OH NEEDLESS TO SAY
You: IM ODDS AND ENDS
You: BUT THATS ME
You: STUMBLING AWAY
Stranger: 닥쳐ㅡㅡ
You: SLOWLY LEARNING THAT LIVE IS OK
You: SAY AFTER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: 머라 씨부리노 ㅠㅠ
You: OH ITS SO BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY
You: TAKE
Stranger: fuck you
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
You: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: TAKE ON ME

Hahaha Update that was a great finishing touch

Stranger: 영어 지겹다. 한글채팅 좀 하자.
You: me chinese
You: me have small penis
Stranger: no
Stranger: you have big one.
Stranger: and me is wrong, I is correct.
Stranger: ass hole.
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You: what kind of music
You: salsa?
Stranger: rap r and b club hip hop
You: Yo im down with that shit bro
You: you digg lil john, G?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lil wayne
You: aigh aight juz checckin
Stranger: football
Stranger: ??
You: naaaaaaawh men
You: uz black ur sumthing
Stranger: you m/f
You: yaeh im a motherfucker
You: jus keepin it real ya know
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QuoteStranger: hi
Stranger: male / female ?
You: female
Stranger: from
You: newark
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I m male from Istanbuyl
Stranger: how old
You: 20
Stranger: same age
Stranger: name
You: Sarah
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: my name is Fatih
You: that's a nice name =)
Stranger: thnx
Stranger:
Stranger: urs too
You: thx
Stranger: have you got msn / hotmail sarah ?
You: no i do not
Stranger: hmm :S
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you like
You: i like music
You: rock and pop
Stranger: oke
Stranger: that's all ?
You: and some sweet sexual intercourse
You:
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: nice subject
Stranger: do you like sex
You: no I just said that so I can see what kind of male you are
You: YOU PERVERY
You: IM NOT EVEN A WOMAN
You: SUCK IT BROSEPH
You: /me does a crotch chop
Stranger: what is ur world girl

this happened a while ago but some kid thought i was a 12 year old girl and the stranger was a 16 year old girl!!! so she taught me how to jack off as a girl!! it was fucken creepy!! so her "brother" shows me how a boy jacks off so he goes on blogtv and starts jacking off,,,pretty weird

not that funny, i'll do better i promise!

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: how r ya
You: not bad
You: how are you?
Stranger: im god
Stranger: good
You: wow you're god!?
You: i have so many questions
You: wow
You: oh jeeze
You: where do i stard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: spelling mistake
You: are you trying to tell me a being as powerful and omnipotent as god makes spelling mistakes
You: wow
You: i feel alot better now about my own measly existence
Stranger: ha ha
You: thanks god, you really came through for me this time!
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Stranger: Im a horny male, you interested?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: age?
You: 103
You: granny wants some lovin
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Stranger: horny?
You: rhinoceri usually are
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I tried what Topcat did

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Stranger: ASL?

You: 9/f/PA

Stranger: 9?

Stranger: okay uhh

You: Can I suck your dick?

Stranger: WTF is wrong with this site?

Stranger: Fuck this, you're all freaks.

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Stranger: hi

You: herro

Stranger: from?

You: ching pow ring prease

Stranger: ching pow ring?

Stranger: wtf

You: ya

You: ching pow ring preese

Stranger: what is that

You: ching pow ring preese

Stranger: ?

Stranger: plz I can't understand

You: ching pow ring preese

Stranger: -_-

You: ching

You: pow

You: ring

You: preese

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: i'd just like to let you know

You: that i'm a teenaged asian kid

You: how about you?

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Stranger: Hi

You: 9/f/pa

Stranger: 9

Stranger: That's it

You: yeah can i suck your dick

Stranger: No

Stranger: I'm not a pedo

You: really?

You: my dad says im really good

Stranger: Eww

You: what?

You: does other dads dont do that?

Stranger: No they dont

You: what should i do?

Stranger: Tell ur mom

You: she left my dad and fought custody for me

Stranger: Tell a police officer

You: but that'll get my dad in jail

Stranger: Well he shudnt be putting his dick in u

You: no im only sucking his

You: he dosnt physically touch me

You: he just asks and i do it

Stranger: Dont

You: but then he beats me

Stranger: Tell a policeman he shouldn't do that

You: okay

You: so do you still want your dick sucked?

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