Quote from: TrickyClock;1652991Lmao what the bloody hell did that link do.

By all means click on it, you'll see.

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You: a/s/l

You: asl

You: asl

You: asl

Stranger: you say first

You: asl

You: asl

You: asl

You: asl

You: asl

Stranger: you say first
!!!

You: FIRST!

Stranger: CHINA!

You: COWS!

Stranger: fuck!

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Stranger: hi

You: Wanna fuck?

Stranger: from? m/f?

You: F

You: Lousiana

Stranger: sure

You: Get a life.

You: Jk.

Stranger: ok

You: Not jk.

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Quote from: TrickyClock;1652991Lmao what the bloody hell did that link do.

Click it.

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Stranger: hey
You: Hey... Can you keep a secret!?
You: Please damnit I NEED TO KNOW!
You: I'm running out of time.
You: If they find out...
You: I'm done for.
Stranger: okay sure
Stranger: wht secret babeh?
You: It all started two weeks ago.
You: I work for Google splicing together satellite images for Google maps...
You: And I came across a visual artifact that struck me as odd.
Stranger: then?
You: I reported it to my supervisor, who immediately took me off the project and moved me to a different zone.
Stranger: wht kind of visual artifact?
You: But it just got weirder from there. When I really started to think about it, the artifact had to be something they didn't want seen, right?
You: Well sometimes there's camera disturbance from clouds or birds or whatever.
You: But this was different. It was crystal clear, but it basically looked like a dark gray disc.
Stranger: UFO?
You: That's what I started to think...
You: But it didn't end there.
You: I was called into my manager's office and given an evaluation immediately.
Stranger: are you for real?
You: Some other weird shit's been happening, my desk has been not the way I left it, and I just got home and my front door was unlocked.
You: I ran to a local cafe and I've been scared shitless ever since. I needed to tell someone.
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Stranger: m or f?
You: Hi.
You: I work for Omegle, and I've gotten complaints about harrasement from the person in this IP.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: how?
You: We know our visitior's IP numbers.
Stranger: Ok i am very very sorry for the trouble. i am new to this. i am just doing what people do to me.
Stranger: i will condone myself.
Stranger: i am new to this
You: What is your name?
Stranger: Andrew.
You: Ok, you are the person we've been getting complaints about, just making sure.
You: This is nothing more than a warning, if this is not stopped you will be IP banned and not able to access this website anymore.
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: thank you.
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I was gonna try to start a cyber with that guy, but then he left.

My roommate just discovered this site today, which reminded me of this site so I did some more trolling.

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Stranger: hey'
You: hi
Stranger: can i ask yo ua question?
You: Sure
Stranger: who lost the game?
You: You did for starters.
Stranger: im immune
Stranger: so you did
You: Strange, so am I.
You: I am also immune.
You: This is my friend Francis
You: Nice to meet you, I'm Louis
Stranger: hi francis!
Stranger: and louis!
You: What's your name?
Stranger: ashley
You: Strange, you must be lost.
Stranger: why?
You: My friend is lost.
You: His name is Bill.
You: He's in a closet somewhere, I have to find him.
You: Zoey went Rambo and she got herself killed by a hunter.
Stranger: we are all lost
You: Indeed.
You: See, I'm trying to find my way to Mercy Hospital
Stranger: call 911
Stranger: they can help
You: I heard we could take the redline station to get there but we are experiencing some difficulty
Stranger: tell them you dropped your icecream. they will help
You: It's not problem though, I'm sure we can make it.
Stranger: of course. i have faith in you
You: Thank
You: Good luck with the big scary mansion.
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You: hi
Stranger: WELCOME STRANGER
Stranger: got some raaaare goods on sale stranger
You: I WANT TO BUY THE BROKEN BUTTERFLY
You: THERE'S THIS EVIL CULT DUDE ON THE LOOSE
Stranger: NOT ENOUGH CASH, stranger
You: AND NOT TO MENTION SOME BASTARD STOLE MY COAT
You: AW SHIT
You: Can I have my coat back, at least?
You: You've got a nice coat
You: Looks warm.
You: Can I have it?
Stranger: Not for sale, stranger
You: I have a gun and if I shoot you, you will not appear for the rest of the game.
You: Give me a coat.
Stranger: not true stranger
Stranger: only on pro difficulty
Stranger: and the is easy
You: Aw damn.
You: Can I upgrade my pistol, then?
You: I was thinking up upping the firepower.
Stranger: hahahaa thank ye
You: I would also like to sell all this random shit I found
You: There's this clock
You: And this German beer-holding thing
Stranger: AAAHHHHH I'll buy it at a high price
You: Aw sweet, hell yes.
You: Now
You: my main question is
You: When Ada blows up the island.
You: Where the hell do you go?
Stranger: ¥¥¥¥¥¥, you left me on that fucking Island, I watched you as your jetski bounces off into the distance
Stranger: YOU LEFT ME, THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME ON THE ISLAND AND SAVED ASHLEY INSTEAD
You: Dude, she offered sex.
Stranger: AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING HIT THAT AFTERWARDS
You: Which I refused...
Stranger: YEAH MAN
You: Oh God...
Stranger: THE FUCK
You: Why did I not...
Stranger: because leon
You: I have shamed myself and my family and my integrity as a man...
Stranger: you're a faggot
Stranger: you have always been a faggot
You: I am a failure...
Stranger: you will always be a faggot
Stranger: and this is true
You: OH GOD I CAN'T BEAR IT ANYMORE
Stranger: I'm not even using the term in the derogatory sense
Stranger: you are actually gay
You: Certainly aren't there, I guess.
You: Hey
You: Since
You: you know
You: I'm gay and all
You: how about you and I....
Stranger: heheh
You: You know
Stranger: what are you buying
Stranger: the merchant opens his coat
You: Sex.
You: I am buying sex.
Stranger: to reveal his naked body
You: Oh shit, Las Plagas really affected you down there.
You: Listen, I gotta go
You: Island exploding and hsit
You: shit*
You: um.
You: Get that shit checked out, bro.
You: I'll hopefully catch ya in Resi 6
Stranger: fucking better
Stranger: or how bout my own game
Stranger: fuck yeah
You: Fuck yeah!
Stranger: FUND IT
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You: im gAY
Stranger: me too
You: well
You: finally someone that didnt disconnect
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Stranger: hi asl
You: HI
You: 24/f/montana
You: These mountains are so cold
You: Could I warm myself with your body?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sure
You: Aw, sexy :3
You: Let me just get my blanket.
You: Oooh, my blanket is in the car slightly further down this mountain.
You: Let me go get it.
Stranger: ok
You: I'M SO FAR AWAY! DON'T SHOUT LIKE THAT!
You: OH NO!
You: AVALANCHES!
You: AUGHAGIGAHGAIHGAHIGUAGAHUGHUAGAHUGHUAGHUAGAHUGAHU
You: I CAN'T SEE
You: MY VISION IS NOTHING BUT SONW
You: SNOW*
You: I'M SO COLD
You: I CAN'T SEE WHICH WAY IS UP
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Also, my roommate was sent a link by a stranger to some website called "ratemycock.com" or something.

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Stranger: hi, u hav an enormous cock?
You: Why yes I do.
Stranger: can u show me?
You: Sure.
You: Uno momento, let me get my camera.
Stranger: so how long u be?
You: I'm almost done.
You: Just uploading the picture to a website.
You:

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Stranger: hii
You: Hi
Stranger: from ?
You: I'm from Narnia.
You: Be careful.
You: The trees can hear you.
Stranger: ok
You: Come with me to my house for some crumpets and tea!
Stranger: asl ?
You: Aslan the lion?
You: You've hear of him?
You: He is the king of all of Narnia!
Stranger: kutte
Stranger: saale dhang se likhna nahi aata kya??
Stranger: ab maa chuda
You: I'm afraid you are too old to enter Narnia again.
You: Goodbye.
You: We will miss you.
You: Don't die in a train accident!
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Stranger: which is better? Mcdonalds or Burgerking? vote now: http://cli.gs/SvXgyv
You: Arbies is better than either shithole
You: How are you?
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Stranger: hi, 18/f/cali, wanna see my p0rn video? GO HERE: http://cli.gs/8hMmzE
You: Actually, I dont' want to see your porn video.
You: But tell me about yourself.
You: Where do you think your life first went wrong?
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Also, I had a rather long conversation with a Japanese man.  It was quite long and not too funny, but it did have this wonderful line.

QuoteStranger: put penis in girl?

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Stranger: One question
Stranger: One honest answer
Stranger: go.
You: Are you looking for pussy online?
Stranger: No I'm a chick.
You: your turn!
Stranger: Now I have one.
Stranger: If you loved someone all your life
Stranger: You were together forever
Stranger: Would you still be with them if
Stranger: you found out they were a troll?
You: Oh snap!
You: No.
Stranger: Okay, I'm out. Take it easy, /b/rother.
You: hahaha
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i love you topcaty0

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Stranger: sup faggot?
You: nothin man
You: just being a faggot
You: as usual
You: sup with you
Stranger: screwing
Stranger: like right now
You: idk if i believe that
You: but if it's true
You: that's so amazing
Stranger: it is...but she's hella bad so.....
You: idk like
You: i think if you can put your dick in her
You: its okay
You: well whats she doing
You: head can be messed up i guess
Stranger: yeah well thatss whats going on
You: yeah i getcha
Stranger: she under the table
You: thats pretty awesome actually
Stranger: yeah im eating my supper too
Stranger: i gots a lot going on
You: multitaskin it
Stranger: fo show, i kicked her haha
Stranger: just for fun
You: lmao
Stranger: whats yo name
You: Joe
You: name of a thug
You: what's yours?
Stranger: tevawn
You: shit yeahh
You: where you at?
Stranger: at my granmamas in chicago
You: hardcore
Stranger: yeah nigga
Stranger: my grandma across the table
Stranger: but she dont know that whore is there
You: she dont need to know
You: my grandma doesnt know anything
You: im goin to my grandmas tonight
You: im gonna be like
You: make me some collard greens, trick
Stranger: she'll do it if you smack her ass and tel her she lookin good
You: fuck bitches
You: get money
Stranger: all day playa
Stranger: this is the 4th today
You: go for a record
Stranger: whats the record son?
Stranger: i'll beat it, easy
Stranger: i got bitches lined up
You: my record is 10
You: swear i coulda beat it
Stranger: DAYUMMMM
You: but i had some shit to eat
You: and i dont like to get too distracted from my food
Stranger: in a day?
You: yeh
You: shiiiit gotta go man
You: gotta see my grandmama
You: shes got no idea whats gonna go down
Stranger: i understand playa
You: im outt

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You: Yo Yo Yo

Stranger: hi

You: Bigg Ups Stranger Homie

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Stranger: im a virgin

You: Hi

You: Awesome

You: Im a Tree

Stranger: god damn

Stranger: how do u type?

You: Wooden Fingers

Stranger: or are you using your cells tructure as a rudimentary computational matrix

You: The better question is HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

You: lol whut dude

You: im a tree, i dont have a brain for shit like that

Stranger: yes u do

You: you think i went to college?

Stranger: linux has been installed on a turnip

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Stranger: asl?

You: 23/Tree/The Woods

Stranger: cool me too

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Stranger: Want to see my dick.

You: Hi, This Is Billy Mays, And Im Here With Ressurection Water.

You: Itll bring you back to life, Garunteed!

You: How it works its a complex system of cancer and baby fat molded together to make this magnificent spray

You: Just use it once and your dead ones are garunteed to get up and dance!

You: What you will get is a large spray bottle of ressurection water, 2 spray nozzels and a book "undead for dummies"

You: BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE

You: If you call now i will double the offer, absolutely free, Thats 2 Large bottles of ressurection water, 4 spray nozzles, and 2 copies of "undead for dummies" for the price of one, all you have to pay is seperate shipping and handling

You: BUT THATS NOT ALL

You: If you call in the next 5 minutes ill throw in my finger bone, free of charge!

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i like the cool me too guy, he just disconnected

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You: Assimilate or die

Stranger: what duz that mean? assimilate?

You: That means that it is spelt Does, not Duzz.

Stranger: oh. dont worry im not a fag

Stranger: hey guess wat!!!

Stranger: what

You: what

Stranger: well, i was gunna be in michael jacksons big concert!!!!! i actually talked to him!!!! but then he...

You: did he touch you?

Stranger: NO FUCK YOU!!!!! HE DIED U MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! HE DIED!!!! AND HE NEVER TOUCHED THOSE KIDS U ASS!!!!

You: Slow down on teh caps lock

You: the, even

You: And you have no proof you werent there

Stranger: fuck u asshole he was just famous and they wanted his money

You: Well Gerard Butler is famous too, but he hasnt been accused to child molestation.

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Last one, someone actually chats to the tree.

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You: Hi

Stranger: hey there

You: Long time not speak stranger.

Stranger: exactly! how've you been, stranger?

You: you know, as good as a tree can be

Stranger: I've made calls to your area but you're always busy, you know? have a cat up you, kids running around, people climbing you

You: Yea well, you know

You: Its hard out here for a spruce.

Stranger: I'll bring around some fertilizer some time if you can promise not to be busy with your sapling friends

You: I cant promise that baby, Im a busy tree

Stranger: you never make time for me any more, you've changed

Stranger: what happened to our dreams? our plans?!

You: Well what can i say, Autumn makes me turn.

Stranger: but autumn was always our time of year...

You: IM GOING BALD OKAY

You:

Stranger: oh honey, you are?

Stranger: I'll knit you some fake leaves, no one will notice

You: NO ONE WILL NOTICE? please everyone will notice

You: Im not that kind of guy.

Stranger: well, maybe bald would suit you

Stranger: you've always been handsome

You: oh you, you always know how to lift my branches!

Stranger: it's true though, you've always been the best looking tree around

Stranger: you'll look distinguished!

You: It is because of that knot hole.

Stranger: it adds character, accentuates your bark

You: well thanks! I gotta go, some kids are trying to carve there names in me!

Stranger: oh shit!

Stranger: you show them who's boss, okay? <3

You: okay! <3

You: Come see me!

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Trees are nice. I have some in my back yard. I should make their acquaintance.

It's rather obvious the guy was doing some damage control at the end.

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Stranger: hey girl!
You: hey
Stranger: ASL?
You: 20/f/Hawaii
Stranger: 21/m/tennessee
You: ooh, Tennessee
Stranger: how is hawaii?
You: It's very warm, so I walk around barely clothed all day.
Stranger: oh I would like to see that
Stranger:
Stranger: you sound a little flirty
You:
You: i like to party
Stranger: I bet you do , I do to
You: awesome
Stranger: Do you have any pictures?
You: Hold on, let me get one
Stranger: ok
Stranger: R u still there?
You: yeah
You: uploading to a site
Stranger: ok, yeah that takes time sometimes...
You: yeah
You: i had my friend take the picture for me, and she's a photography major, so it looks pretty good
Stranger: great
Stranger: I do some photography but I'm not that good
You:

Stranger: nice, you are pretty attractive
You: thanks
You: this one time I was at a party
You: and this guy said i looked really hot
You: and so we had a seven-way
You: me, him and five of his football friends
Stranger: nice hahah
Stranger: oh shit! hahaha
You: none of them used condoms, and now i have the clap
You: it's pretty awesome
Stranger: you have any more 'revealing' photos?
You: mmmm, yeah, one sec
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I have to go in about 5-10 minutes
Stranger: ;(
You: i'll have the picture soon
Stranger: ok, what is it a picture of?
You:

You: you'll like it
Stranger: thats really hot
Stranger: nice ass!
You: thanks
You: my number is 6875309
You: gimme a call sometime
Stranger: ok
You: i gotta go, my herpes are acting up again
You: bye ;o
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This one turned out odd.  In summary:
Man asks for picture of myself.  I changed subject constantly under the claim I have ADD.  Man decides he doesn't want to have a picture, realizes I am a troll, and then we talk aboout philosophy.

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Stranger: Hello
You: Hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: I am very good.
You: Yourself?
Stranger: Doing pretty good, thanks for asking.
Stranger: Just really tired after a long day.
Stranger: "asl"?
You: 20/f/Lithuania
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Picture?
You: yes
Stranger: Can I see?
You: yes
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: ..
You: Hey, do you like pancakes?
Stranger: Only on Sundays
You: Ah.
You: Sundays always made me sad in school because that meant the next day I had school.
You: Did you go to college?
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: Sundays were my favourite day because it was the only day I could sleep in.
Stranger: Yes I go to college right now.
You: Ah cool.
Stranger: How about you?
You: I got to college.
You: i want to be a doctor.
You: Dr. House is a very cool doctor.
You: I like House
Stranger: That's very commendable.
You: I was angry when Kutner died
Stranger: Have you ever watched the film "Patch Adams"
Stranger: ?
You: Yes.
You: I loved that film
Stranger:
Stranger: I don't mean to pester but uh.. the picture
You: Oh right.
You: Sorry.
You: I have ADD
You: I've been getting better about it, though.
You: It's kind of what made me want to be a doctor.
You: So i could study it
You: I'm just glad I don't have ADHD because I've met people with ADHD and it's a terrible affliction to have.
You: I like Gameboys
You: they have fun games
You: the new bigger DS seems like a rip-off
Stranger: lol.
You: I'm like "why, Nintendo?"
Stranger: You amuse me.
You: and then I wonder why they got rid of the ability to play old GB games on it.
Stranger: Are you sure you're from Lithuania?
You: I moved from there when I was around the age of five
You: I learned a lot of English from the fellow children who were interested in how different I was and also from movies
Stranger: Ahh ok.
You: I like Clint Eastwood
You: he's badass
Stranger: Do you like music?
You: I love music
You: I like the Clash a lot and I also like Led Zeppelin
Stranger: Not bad,
You: The Immigrant song reminds me of me because I'm technically an immigrant
You: which is so weird.
Stranger: Do you know who Bob Dylan is?
You: I LOVE Bob Dylan
Stranger: P.s. - I am an immigrant too.
Stranger: well not really, but sort of.
You: Ooh, cool
You: How so?
Stranger: I'm an international student.
Stranger: So I have been living here for the past 4 odd years
You: Oh wow, that's really cool
You: How do you like it?
Stranger: It's different to where I'm from.
Stranger: There are some things I like, some things that I don't.
You: Ah
Stranger: What really bothers me is how society here is seemingly so superficial.
You: I agree.
Stranger: And I'm becoming one of them.
You: Oh no D:
You: You have to fight it!
You: It's a terrible thing, to be superficial
Stranger: Yes it is.
Stranger: Like for example
Stranger: why should I even ask you for your picture?
Stranger: what would that achieve?
You: Nothing but a picture from a stranger when you have a better chance of successfully finding pictures on Google
Stranger: Hmmm.
Stranger: So you were lying?
Stranger: or is it lieing?
Stranger: But that's immaterial.
You: I believe it's lying.
You: And yes.
You: I was, but hey, you're a better man for it
You: I've taught you a valuable life lesson
You: Name's Socrates, you've probably heard of me.
Stranger: Don't you think that's stretching it abit
You: Maybe
Stranger: Do you take interest in philosophy?
You: I do, I find it to be rather interesting.
Stranger: Me too.
Stranger: I am reading Rosseau's "Social Contract" at the moment.
You: I ran several miles up to the top of the Philadelphia Museum of Art and I found the the view to be incredibly inspiring
You: Wow
You: I've heard of that book.
You: Is it good?
Stranger: Yes it is.
Stranger: I would recommend it.
You: Thank you, I think I'll check it out.
Stranger: "Man was born free, and he is everywhere in chains."
Stranger: A quote by Rosseau in his introductory paragraph.
You: That's rather profound
Stranger: How did that come to be? And why? That is part of what he seeks to answer.
You: It's interesting because one could blame it on so many things and they may not necessarily be wrong.
You: And what they blame it on could help one identify that person and what they believe in
You: For instance, a person who blames it on government might have anarchist tendencies
You: One who blames it on money may have an altruistic naturwe
You: nature*
You: One who blames it on other people may be introverted
Stranger: Hmmm.
Stranger: Rosseau blames it on the development of society.
You: The development of society?
You: Do go on
Stranger: Humans are essentially free, and were free in the state of nature, but the ‘progress’ of civilization has substituted subservience to others for that freedom, through dependence, economic and social inequalities, and the extent to which we judge ourselves through comparisons with others.
You: Ah, I see.
You: Had we stayed with the simple bow and atlatl for technology, we wouldn't have all these new pressures affecting us
Stranger: Since a return to the state of nature is neither feasible nor desirable, the purpose of politics is to restore freedom to us, thereby reconciling who we truly and essentially are with how we live together.
You: Very intelligent of him.
You: However, one can say we are more free, at the same time, because of this development of society.
You: Because now we have all kinds of technologies that let us do more than we could before.
You: Now we can fly
You: We can watch other people's imaginations and listen to music from across the world
You: We can talk to each other.
You: It's possible that this loss of freedom was necessary
You: And that, hopefully, in the end, we reach that freedom that the politics is striving for
You: So we'll have the ability to, in a way, cheat nature, and still be free.
Stranger: What you just said reminds me of another quote
Stranger: Oh man, I can't seem to recall it.
You: You can paraphrase
Stranger: That will ruin it.
Stranger: But I disagree with what you said earlier about how techonology has helped with freedom.
Stranger: The fundamental question is : how can we be free and live together?
You: It's rather difficult
You: It would require general apathy for social standards
You: But, at the same time, technology has made it more feasible to live alone.
You: Back then in the primitive days, surviving was a group thing.
You: You had specialized trades that everyone worked together to provide
Stranger: It would require all men to accept that we are made by nature to be equals, therefore no one has a natural right to govern others, and therefore the only justified authority is the authority that is generated out of agreements or covenants.
You: Basically an anarchy would be the perfect system if it were to work right, but a good anarchy can be so easily ruined by one uncooperating individual
Stranger: Your name?
You: Ian.
Stranger: Ian?
You: yes
Stranger: Is this another lie?
You: Actually, this is truth.
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: I am puzzled as to why "20/f/lithuania"
Stranger: You are smart
Stranger: and interesting.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: but the need to cheat or lie? I cannot comprehend.
You: Omegle is a fun place to mess with people on my downtime. I'd be drawing right now but my graphics tablet is busted and I'm in the process of getting a new one.
Stranger: Messing around at someone else's expense isn't a nice thing to do.
Stranger: Anyways
Stranger: It was a pleasure talking.
Stranger: I am going to bed.
You: I rather enjoyed it.
You: Good night.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're a good man, Topcatyo.