I was on there when I saw this thread haha its so weird and awkward

Topcat what do you want to earn a doctorate in?

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1690588Topcat what do you want to earn a doctorate in?

I currently attend a liberal arts college to get a bachelor's degree in Illustration.  Also known as "wasting my money".

I showed my girlfriend this website, and she's getting the kicks out of it. One of her logs (she demanded for this to be posted here) :


Omegle conversation log 2009-11-10
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: male or female
You: girl
You: you?
Stranger: i am male !!!!where you from ???
You: suprise suprise
You:
Stranger: wat ?
Stranger: what is surprising
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ??
You: im joking this site is like 95 % guys
Stranger: so
You: so i was being sarcastic
Stranger: ohhh
You: nevermind
Stranger: i get
Stranger: how old you?/
You: 20
You: you? and where are you from?
Stranger: I am 19
Stranger: i come from usa
Stranger: you ?
You: originally?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i am americian
Stranger: you?
You: im from canada
Stranger: oh my mum is from there
Stranger: i am going to visit her in christmas
You: so are you faking the bad grammar, or just making this up
Stranger: where otawa
Stranger: excuse me
Stranger: ???
You: dude youre obviously not american
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: i think i know what you think i am I'm a edgy teen
You: no i just think english is your second language
Stranger: but for your imformation i am in britain write now
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: english is the first and only language i speak
Stranger: !!!!
You: well then congratulations
You have disconnected.

Stranger: but for your imformation i am in britain write now

Quote from: mC:/Sound.wav;1690674Stranger: but for your imformation i am in britain write now

God save the Queen.

Quote from: PentagramClock;1690688God save the Queen.

Good shave the Queer.

Quote from: mC:/Sound.wav;1690674Stranger: but for your imformation i am in britain write now

WRITE NOW

Stranger: what does your cunt taste like?

You: I'm a guy

Stranger: what does your cock taste like?

I was encountered by this odd conversation before anyone said, "Hi."

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I don't know if you feel the same way, but I'm feeling a very strong emotional connection with you.
You: Will you marry me?
Stranger: i think youve been smoking too much pal
You: I'm not high on pot.
You: I'm high on love.
You: So, will you marry me?
You: I don't care if my parents approve
You: I love you more than plants love the sun.
You: I love you more than a water's reflection loves the moon.
You: I love you more than people generally like being alive.
Stranger: shhhhh
Stranger: goodbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Hello, I'm a horny male from the Netherlands. Are you a female?
You: No, but I can be if you want.
You: Just give me a few years.
You: I'll set the operation up.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: Did you know that Donkey Kong is not a typo, and is not supposed to be "Monkey Kong", nor is it supposed to be a ripoff of "King Kong?"
You: Actually, Miyamato said that he chose "Donkey Kong" because Donkey Kong is stubborn, like a donkey.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: Wanna see nude pics?

You: http://tinyurl.com/26oeeq

Stranger: no thanks

Stranger: new york?

You: no

You: china

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm 99.99% sure he went to that link even after declining those pictures, which would explain the disconnect.

I lead a guy into thinking I was a girl until he came while I told him I was fingering myself. Then he disconnected.

I'm walking a fine line here.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
You: I feel so loved
Stranger: O_O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i wasn't even planning on trolling this one goddamnit lmao i just wanted a normal conversation

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Stranger: hi
You: Intestinal parasites are parasites that populate the gastro-intestinal tract in humans and other animals
Stranger: fuck you
You: fuck YOU
You: i was just trying to educate you
Stranger: fuck
You: cock
Stranger: byungshin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: please be interesting.
You: I'm sorry, I
You: I can't
You: things have just been so rough lately
Stranger: i'm sorry, you okay?
You: no
You: no I gotta go
You: I'm sorry
You have disconnected.

mine was pretty straight forward:

Stranger: horny girl?

You: im a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello friend

Stranger: hi

You: I see you have been eating the fruit and drinking the water

Stranger: dont eat fruits

You: Don't be silly, I'm talking about heroin

Stranger: dont "drink" heroin

You: I'm pretty sure no one drinks heroin

You: That'd probably kill you

Stranger: yes sir

You: I like it when you call me sir

Stranger: okey, sir

You: I love you.

Stranger: love is an illusion

Stranger: sir

You: So is life, So I guess it doesn't matter

Stranger: my life is no illusion

Stranger: sir

You: Yes it is

You: Pinch yourself

Stranger: why should it be?

You: Because I'm a God, and I created you to amuse myself

Stranger: but maybe i am the other god, the one that created u

You: Does that make you any more real?

Stranger: yes

You: I don't think so

Stranger: absolutly

Stranger: do u really believe in god

Stranger: sir

You: Depends on what you mean by that question

Stranger: are u religious?

Stranger: sir

You: I believe in God, I just don't believe in most of the stuff in the bible and I wouldn't say I'm religious

Stranger: i dont believe in any god

You: Cool beans

Stranger: beans

Stranger: mr. bean

You: goes to Cambodia

Stranger: yes?

You: of course

Stranger: i am hungry

Stranger: sir

You: A noble endeavor

You: You should try this new thing I heard of

You: It's called 'food' or something

Stranger: dont got it here

You: See, if you believed in god you could blame him for that!



Stranger: fuck him

Stranger: sir

You: You should be a positive athiest

You: Only believe in God when you need someone to blame

Stranger: nihilist

Stranger: there are a lot of humans to blame

You: damn right there are

Stranger: i have to do really important things

You: importance is an illusion

Stranger: but it is the most real importance

You: I'm pretty sure you're insane

Stranger: yes sir

Stranger: me too

You: Oh, well it's ok then

Stranger: but it is just an illusion

Stranger: maybe ur are the one, who is insane

You: Oh, I know I'm insane

Stranger: and all the other poeple

You: That's what makes life fun

Stranger: fun is illusion

Stranger: u cant eat it

Stranger: but eating is fun

You: Paradoxical

Stranger: yes

Stranger: god made a mistake

You: He can't make a mistake if he's not real

You: Therefore he's perfect

You: Therefore an unreal god is the only real god

Stranger: befor some minutes: a/0

Stranger: will there be  now a black hole

Stranger: ?

You: Yeah, most likely

Stranger: damn

Stranger: would u eat a cat?

You: no

Stranger: a cow?

You: Like a full cow, or a processed slab of hamburger

Stranger: full cow

You: No

Stranger: full cat

Stranger: a full cowboy?

You: Still no

Stranger: so what do u eat?

You: I photosynthesize

Stranger: i hate plants

Stranger: cant eat them

You: I'm pretty sure you can

Stranger: no

You: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck playing guitar is boring when I'm tired

Stranger: isnt it funny that u can see the letters i type?

You: Not really

Stranger: i think it is still amazing, that people can talk with mobilephones

Stranger: over the whole planet

You: You're probably older than me

Stranger: 22

You: Yeah, I'm only 17

Stranger: so u could eyplain me how the words i speak in the mobilephone sounds out of an other monilephone on the other side of planet?

You: Magic

You: Magic and goat sacrifice

Stranger: or just an illusion

Stranger: time?

Stranger: time?

Stranger: time?

Stranger: WHAT FUCKING TIME U GOT?


You: 7:14, Jesus

Stranger: u cant ignore me, i am everwhere

Stranger: pm?

Stranger: am?

You: Pm

You: haha

You: Someone made the contra code make stuff pop up on facebook

Stranger: i hate facebook

Stranger: will he gets millions?

You: I hate it too

You: I don't know

Stranger: i will be very rich and mighty...in some years

You: Awesome

Stranger: im sure

Stranger: i got 2:17 am

Stranger: and i am hungry

Stranger: and i should do important things

You: Like sleep?

Stranger: for getting mighty

Stranger: no time for sleep

Stranger: only the weak people sleep

You: I guess I'm week

You: weak*

Stranger: if u sleep, ur soul gets stolen

Stranger: an u cant get mighty

You: Souls are for pansies

Stranger: what do u think about hitler?

You: Nothing

Stranger: this is ur way, right? no thinking

Stranger:  2 + i 4

Stranger: important number

Stranger: learn it

You: Yeap

Stranger: i have to leave, very important thinks to do, believe in me, keep ur shoes clean and dont eat the plants

You: Ok then

Stranger: heil

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What the hell just happened?

i have a good flooding tool for this

Quote from: Slurpee;1690792Stranger: please be interesting.
You: I'm sorry, I
You: I can't
You: things have just been so rough lately
Stranger: i'm sorry, you okay?
You: no
You: no I gotta go
You: I'm sorry
You have disconnected.

Lmao my hands down favorite so far

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You: WHAT THE FUCK

Stranger: 2452454

Stranger: 356345

Stranger: 345654

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH

Stranger: jfggf'

Stranger: ydfgljf

Stranger: gdfgpojdf

Stranger: elkjiuytetrydhgj

You: THEY'RE IN MY HOUSE

Stranger: OH MY GOSH

You: HE'S GOT A GUN

You: AAAAAAAGH

Stranger: UH OH

Stranger: RUNNNNNN

You: HE SHOT ME OH MY GOD

Stranger: OH MY GOSHHH.

You: HELP ME

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QuoteStranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: r u a girl
You: Kinda
Stranger: okk
Stranger: ur name
You: Bo
Stranger: ur age
You: 15
Stranger: from
You: Wales
Stranger: okk
Stranger: wat r ur hobies
Stranger: dear
You: Sheep, Sheep, Comics, Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, The Ice Capades, and Sheep.
Stranger: okk uuuhhhh!
Stranger: do u hav bf
You: yes and HE IS COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TO BEA TTHE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR MACKING ON HIS GIRL
You: RUN YOU FUCKER
Stranger: fuck off
You: RUN BITCH RUN
Stranger: f fuck off
Stranger:  fuck off
Stranger:  fuck off
Stranger:  fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

QuoteStranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/Scotland
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: 16 m usa
Stranger: can you do me a favor
Stranger: http://s674.photobucket.com/albums/vv107/incomingmortar/?action=view¤t=me.jpg
Stranger: tell me how i look
You: I'm not sucking your dick.
You: no
Stranger: noo
You: no
You: go home
Stranger: its not a nud pic
You: liar
You: I'm calling the police
Stranger: i promise you
Stranger: i need a girls oppinion
You: have fun in jail jackass
Stranger: please
You: Tell Chris Hansen I said hi.
Stranger: wow your a bitch
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Stranger: hi
You: I'M SUPER GAY
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