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Man, 99% of videogames really suck

Farted by Munglai, June 19, 2011, 08:19:29 PM

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DigitalLemonClock

dont play i guess?

i dont see the problem in being selective about games
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NintendrCkolc

just do what I do and play older shit. Break out an old system and buy some games you wanted to play but didn't get the chance too. That's what i've been doing for years.

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: Thor;1828172Fighting Games are in a golden age right now, if you're into that sort of thing.


 
If you want to find some really good games easily just go to a game review website and track down their "top scores of all time" for various consoles.

Of course there's going to be some bullshit up there too but looking at IGNs top PS3 games I see such masterpieces as Metal Gear Solid 4, Red Dead Redemption, GTA 4, Portal 2, and Uncharted 2, all great games well worth a play.

How is GTA4 a masterpiece?

WrenchClock

GTA4 was dull as shit, Rockstar forgot it was supposed to be funny and all the reviewers were constantly going on about how it's "SO DEEP MAN"

WrenchClock

Saints Row is waaaaay more fun

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MonsterMunch

I agree in that most games with a story are pretty poorly written and rarely explore areas other then good/evil.

I thought Red Dead Redemption was fantastic. I know people will say "Cowboy GTA" but I thought it had great writing and was in an interesting setting ie the transitional period between the 19th century to the 20th, leading to WW1 which has started by the end of the game.

Although it was glitchy as hell and added nothing new gameplay-wise, I loved Fallout New Vegas because it had a game based on political ideas, both for the factions and the player. The NCR want a democratic republic, The Legion want a Pax Romana, Mr House wants to be almost a demigod/dictator and New Vegas Independence can be achieved for either the idea of freedom and/or anarchy. And also the courier can choose their side based on personal ideals, personal gain or just for the hell of it. Depending on how involved you get when you play RPGs.

I think Agent, the next game from Rockstar, about espionage during the cold war will throw some new ideas for video games. Especially after the success of LA Noire.

Loki Clock

My favorite game genre, the 3D adventure/platformer, is almost completely defunct. The only thing left of interest to me are physics experiments, which are isolated events by nature.

Flounderpa

you can try the first dragon age if you haven't played it, why?, because I have been playing it and is a very good game and I have been trying to get it out of my chest
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Thunderbolt

Diablo 2 is still a nice game. Have been playing it a couple of days, last month.

Topcatyo

I've been playing Demon Souls as of late and that game is pretty fun, even if it is slow going and unforgiving as all hell.

Also I finally got Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and if you haven't played that yet I highly recommend it. It's fun and surprisingly deep.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Loki;1828257My favorite game genre, the 3D adventure/platformer, is almost completely defunct. The only thing left of interest to me are physics experiments, which are isolated events by nature.
You can always just replay Psychonauts.

Sinister Clock

Quote from: clammo;1829466All of Rockstar sandbox games are generally incredible. The GTA4 exception is because there was too much shit tacked on like the cell phone and the friends you had to help out for no fucken reason. Stupid shit like that brought the game way down, otherwise it probably would have been the best GTA of them all. Rockstar learned its lesson from that and it shows in RDR and LA Noire.

Exception? GTA SA had a bunch of I'm a edgy teen shit as well. Having to go to a button mashing gym to stay healthy, for example.

Marlin Clock

Also technically Rockstar really didn't have anything to do with the development of LA Noire, just the publishing.

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miracle fruit

gta 4 isnt the strongest R* sandbox but theres some things i still really like (ie the driving mechanics)

its still better than pretty much every other sandbox game not including rockstar

DominoClock

i think the problem with games nowadays is that they either try to be as visually pleasing as possible or that they're trying to have a story that is as elaborate as possible, without focusing on the game-play at all.

Kind of like a very well made DVD menu.

edit: also as far as sandbox games go, i was pretty satisfied with [prototype]
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NintendrCkolc

I have yet to play a Sandbox game that I haven't gotten incredibly bored with 10 hours in.

Rockstar sucks at it IMO. RDR was probably their best work and that's not saying much. After the initial WOW factor that GTA3 had, I could care less about sandbox games. Assassins creed does a decent job but after 2 and Brotherhood i'm kinda burnt out on the franchise. Infamous left a really bad taste in my mouth with its repetitive missions and boring story/setting.

I hear Infamous 2 is pretty good but I have yet to play it.

BluezombieClock

Imo rockstar doesnt make the best sandbox games. They're deep, rich and full of events, sure.

But personally nothing compares to a power-fantasy open world game ( prototype, infamous ).

Prototype, through it's flawed AI, general repetitiveness and terrible graphics still manages to shine by the fact that moving around NEVER once feels like a chore. Wanna get from point A to B? Fuck cars, jump over 3 streets and keep running at 60mph over any obstacle.

In my eyes, thats a true sandbox game
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SockpuppetClock

on the note of sandbox, Spider-Man 2 is still the best superhero game that-is-also-open-world ever. If you think of grinding through the story missions you'll miss out on just how much there is to find in the world. It's completely ridiculous how much they stuck into that game.

also, Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction is a close contender. HULK HEADBUTT WHOOOSH KABOOOM SMASH RIP AND TEAR CAR BOXING GLOVES

but I haven't really been playing those games recently sadly, I've been catching up on old things people always praise, like Myst and Another World and KOTOR and Outcast and The Longest Journey et all

Thor

Quote from: BluezombieClock;1829485But personally nothing compares to a power-fantasy open world game ( prototype, infamous ).

Infamous sucks though. All the side missions are the same 4 things over and over and no matter what you do it doesn't matter and there's no repercussions. At least in Rockstar games the cops come after you if you're a megatwat.
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