the visual it paints isn't very clear, but the attitude sure is

I also have a story about a 4chan post, because I'm a fucking raconteur bitch step to me

this would be maybe 9 years ago or so. the image for the topic starter was that inbred looking dude with the long curly hair that posts pictures of himself eating poop (I'm going to assume at least flounderman knows what I'm talking about) and he was licking chunky diarrhea off of a big dildo and kind of giving the camera the crazy eyes, but the text was

Quoteso sad! the economy has gotten so bad that this poor man has to resort to eating mud! =(

and I was laughing myself into an aneurism  because it was such an impossibly stupidly innocent caption for a really gnarly shock image, and then some fuckin walking crib death of a human being just immediately ruined it by responding "that's not mud!" oh ho ho. OH HO HOHOHOHO SDAFSGAUYBUYBUTVYTB..

... so, "that's not mud" was a minor meme you posted to accompany scat porn that wasn't obviously scat porn at first glance, or just an innocent picture of somebody covered in mud, to make people double take and gross them out haha, and some fuckstain idiot bitch with an itchy trigger finger on his meme gun fired it off at something where not only was it not the joke but all it accomplished was completely sucking the air out the joke that actually was there before anybody even had a chance to riff off it.
to this day I still shake my fist at the sky and scream the culprit's name ("anonymous" ) in rage over this crime against comedy

Quote from: Slurpee on February 28, 2017, 07:50:19 PM
somebody told me "I love pipes" was another one of those Dutch-English puns, because pipen means "pipes" and "piping" and "piping" is slang for sucking dick, possibly in a third language? I can't really remember but that's how I learned the totality of what I know about the -en suffix in the Dutch language

Yeah that works. It's pijpen. I wonder where it comes from though, perhaps it has something to do with the windpipe. Wikipedia says it might have something to with "pijperkorps" (corps of pipers) or brassband, with a lot of instruments that you blow on.

By the way, why is corps prenounced core? "The Stone Temple Pilots album Corps is pretty good." Apparently it's because of the French origins of the word, okay.

Quote from: Slurpee on February 28, 2017, 08:24:40 PMhey what happens when you're in college and your teacher misses a day? class was cancelled, but don't we have to make up that instructional time?

Yeah we do, we had a week after every quarter of the year that was free apart from any classes that might be planned there to make up for the ones that were cancelled.

Quote from: Slurpee on March 01, 2017, 02:15:44 AMthe image for the topic starter was that inbred looking dude with the long curly hair that posts pictures of himself eating poop (I'm going to assume at least flounderman knows what I'm talking about)

is it the guy who had that picture of himself with yogurt all over his dick? I have it in this flash for reference http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/523367

I don't recall any other pics of him but I do vaguely remember people saying "that's not mud" for a while.

I still think about A 4chan's Tale Two and a Half and, even though I have opened it once this decade, to get about halfway through before reposting (according to Swfchan, for the first time as well), I make sure a copy of it is safe on every computer I own.



I've used the code "I am a cheating faggot" in my own flashes because of that game

TECHNOLOGY

[u2]lT9XgoZbUxo[/u2]
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Quote from: Slurpee on February 25, 2017, 09:27:08 PM

Quote from: Vegetable Lasagna on February 25, 2017, 07:44:44 PM
I'm racist

that's gay.

I'm gay

Quote from: Vegetable Lasagna on March 02, 2017, 11:48:46 AM

Quote from: Slurpee on February 25, 2017, 09:27:08 PM

Quote from: Vegetable Lasagna on February 25, 2017, 07:44:44 PM
I'm racist

that's gay.

I'm gay

that's racist.

I can't get over girly dancing godzilla though

Quote from: RobClock on March 01, 2017, 09:31:51 PM
[u2]lT9XgoZbUxo[/u2]
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is the large-grey creature next to godzilla, cthulu, or am i wrong?

clock fhtagn!

that's Hedorah, don't blaspheme

It sure is

Quote from: Slurpee on March 02, 2017, 10:31:46 PM
that's Hedorah, don't blaspheme

aha! i see...
well, im not very familiar with the godzilla pantheon, i only know godzilla(or gojira, if i must say its correct name).

also, i found this about hedorah on wiki:

''Director Yoshimitsu Banno stated in an interview that his intention in creating Hedorah was to give Godzilla an adversary who was more than just a "giant lobster" and which represented "the most notorious thing in current society"(i.e. japan's smoke pollution). He also stated that Hedorah's vertically tilted eyes were based on vaginas, which he considered "scary".''

hahahaha!
oh my, that was awesome. hedorah has vagina-shaped eyes! oh, i love you japan. O_O

also lets give a warm welcome to the extraordinary nation of russiaaaa:

http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?action=profile;u=16123

yeah that looks legit

can't wait til this guy makes 120 cartoons in 60 days

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 04, 2017, 07:17:51 AM
yeah that looks legit
can't wait til this guy makes 120 cartoons in 60 days

dont mock russiiiiia's powers...
also, you DO know that i was joking, right?

and last but not least, didnt anyone like my epic find about hedorah's origins?

Quote from: BilliardBall10 on March 03, 2017, 04:38:09 PM
also, i found this about hedorah on wiki:

''Director Yoshimitsu Banno stated in an interview that his intention in creating Hedorah was to give Godzilla an adversary who was more than just a "giant lobster" and which represented "the most notorious thing in current society"(i.e. japan's smoke pollution). He also stated that Hedorah's vertically tilted eyes were based on vaginas, which he considered "scary".''

hahahaha!
oh my, that was awesome. hedorah has vagina-shaped eyes! oh, i love you japan. O_O

epic. japan never disappoints.

my programming homework pissed me off and I need to feel like I wasn't operating in a vacuum, so you guys get to look at some of the outputs:

ooh!


ahh!

here, listen to this while you're looking at them:
[u2]D0v7dNp5v0A[/u2]


ooh etc etc


the program generates random expressions and then run each pixel's coordinates through it to generate the rgb values for that spot.


it's supposed to demonstrate our knowledge on transformative grammar


the trig functions are obviously responsible all the cool wavily davily. it's weird dealing with complex trig functions and just going "yeah, you just plug the numbers in mmmmmmm8" while in my calc class I'm getting dunked on by techniques of integration


also it runs like dog shit because I still don't really know anything about optimization


WAIT SHIT that's a lie, I might have been able to memoize the output results if I thought about it. oh well


[u2]BHW5ZGAf4vk[/u2]


this one's actually just a photograph of a spaceship that didn't develop. how'd it end up here? #questiontheanswers


here go giygas lmao


you can also change the complexity by fucking with how many layers deep the generated expressions can go, but 6-10 is cool without dragging your CPU through the mud

though, wider rangers can result in interesting variations of complexity in the color grades


here's what a 2-4 looks like:

snore

here's a 15-20 in greyscale that took way too long to generate:


would you believe the image generation was actually SUPER FUCKING EASY and the expression generator was only marginally more complex, and what fucked me up the most besides random IDE errors was this inexplicable instruction that if the end user just hit enter, to repeat the last selection? apparently cin >> isn't designed to take line breaks as input, so I tried using cin.get() but that fucked up because everything passed the first character would be read as the next input, unless you did cin.clear and cin.ignore, but then when I did that for some reason it would ignore the subsequent line break? I ended up just leaving that part that way because I had three minutes to save, zip, and submit whooops. in my defense I read an article recently that said gay dudes endemically produce less cortisol because sustained social pressure to conform to expected gender behavior results in a pathological aversion to rejection and maladaptive coping mechanisms, so I'm going through some shit OK I don't have time, to do, every little perfect little thing that the straight people all have so much damn time for, I'm a special fucking snowflake and I need to set aside time to feel awful and do nothing because I'm not cool enough to just smoke meth and fuck, get off my BACK, I'm doing better than a million other guys would in my position, here's a 4-20 lol


I'd just post the .exe so you guys could play with it for yourselves but I don't know where to host them or if it would even run without all programming libraries and shit I have installed I still got a lot to learn it's okay everything is a process it just takes time follow your bliss ambergris snakes go hiss rest in piss

Quote from: Slurpee on March 05, 2017, 04:38:18 AM
here, listen to this while you're looking at them:
[u2]D0v7dNp5v0A[/u2]

e/n
[u2]1i6Cpq8XBFw[/u2]

why did the rape allegations against bill cosby, though the crimes actually occurred years ago, only come out once he was an old dude who couldn't even keep both his eyes pointing straight?

if you ask me, it was a pre-emptive strike by the russians to keep "america's dad" out of the white house