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If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

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FluxCapacitorClock

#40
August 16, 2007, 11:14:50 PM
Quote from: TequilaClock;955635Turn sugar to Reeses.

That's the most practical thing posted so far!

buttplug

#41
August 16, 2007, 11:18:48 PM
Quote from: Flounderman Clock;955532The ability to grow hair on my palms and the soles of my feet.
Wait thats a superpower? I can do that already!

Marlin Clock

#42
August 16, 2007, 11:22:13 PM
Quote from: ClamClock;955647i dont remember saying it but it sounds like something id say and i love it voting fo rthis
You don't remember? I guess it was a while ago. It was when I showed you my greek symbol superclocks on IRC.
You told me their powers were too common-place, they needed cool powers like the ability to turn walls into lava or shoot out fingernails.

Something like that.

TequilaClock

#43
August 16, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;955650That's the most practical thing posted so far!
:dunce: Ok ok... the power to turn plastic to latex and viceversa.

SnakeClock

#44
August 17, 2007, 12:06:21 AM
The ability to turn diamonds into cigarettes.

Wind-up Clock

#45
August 17, 2007, 12:17:40 AM
The ability to give people the Tourette syndrome.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

MSPaintClock

#46
August 17, 2007, 12:22:05 AM
To make anything taste like chicken.

SnakeClock

#47
August 17, 2007, 12:23:24 AM
Quote from: Wind-up Clock;955773The ability to give people the Tourette syndrome.

UM WUT??!

Wow, it really works.

Slash

#49
August 17, 2007, 12:27:50 AM
the power to turn my hand into a bug zapper and back

SnakeClock

#50
August 17, 2007, 12:31:03 AM
Quote from: SlashClock;955791the power to turn my hand into a bug zapper and back

This is fucking awesome.

Slash

#51
August 17, 2007, 12:32:59 AM
though now i think about it i might need my hands to type, i like typing with two hands better

FluxCapacitorClock

#52
August 17, 2007, 12:38:18 AM
Quote from: MSPaintClock;955778To make anything taste like chicken.

Hahaha that'd be fucking awesome.

OvenmittClock

#53
August 17, 2007, 12:42:47 AM
Quote from: ToadClock;955562Haha, didn't expect anyone to actually get that. The younger siblings were watching it, I saw it had Kurt Russel and some other big names in it, and thought I'd sit down and watch it with them.
Wow... what happened to all those careers?
just by chance i watched sky high a few days before i went to watch grind house
i laughed at him for being in a disney movie
AIDS

SensuClock

#54
August 17, 2007, 01:05:28 AM
The power not to be able to see the color green.

Slash

#55
August 17, 2007, 01:09:04 AM
Quote from: SensuClock;955835The power not to be able to see the color green.

that's not a power, that's a handicap

Lump Clock

#56
August 17, 2007, 01:09:27 AM
I'd have the super power to accumulate old blood that would usually be turned into waste in pouches on my body and spray the excess blood from my fingertips.

Topcatyo

#57
August 17, 2007, 01:14:37 AM
This is an awesome thread.

Also, I would have the power to find anything hilarious.

Soup Clock

#58
August 17, 2007, 01:20:22 AM
I would have the ability to give other people x-ray vision, but only when they're looking at me.
ass whore

Lump Clock

#59
August 17, 2007, 01:22:24 AM
Quote from: MYAVIDOESNOTBREAKTABLES;955858I would have the ability to give other people x-ray vision, but only when they're looking at me.

Your avi broke my table
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