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[Topcatyo]

I now present
Topcatyo's attempts to assemble a posse
Only the coolest people can be in my posse.

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You: Yo.
You: I'm looking for some dope brothas to be members of my posse.
You: You down?
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You: Yo.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm looking for some people to be members of my posse.
You: You down?
Stranger: faggot
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You: Yo.
Stranger: yo
You: I'm looking for some peeps to be members of my posse. You down?
Stranger: repeatt please?
Stranger: my vocabulary apperars limited
You: I am looking for a group of people to be members of my street alliance. Are you interested?
Stranger: I have no idea of what could be a steet alliance
Stranger: I am not interrested
Stranger: but I would be curious to see what can be a street alliance
You: I'm very sorry to hear you are not interested, but I understand. As for my street alliance, we just travel the streets of New York trying to make money in our respective fields of profit gain and try to rise up against the shackles of destitution.
Stranger: hum, I found something related to "police" from a street
Stranger: new york
Stranger: but new york is may be to wide
You: The police are not very happy about our hopes for profit and they attempt to keep us subjugated so that we do not rise up. Granted our methods of gaining profit are not always within the bounds of legal procedure, but we do what we deem necessary to survive.
Stranger: I am not sure to have enough shoulder for a street of the size a new york
You: There would be other members alongside yourself, but if you do not feel yourself prepared for my organization, I see now problem with that.
Stranger: hum I have some experience with the distribution of alcool in chicago, but I am really affraid about new york...that's new york
You: Ah, I see. Unfortunately, we do not deal with the distribution of alcohol, but you may find us to be one of your largest consumers of your product. Chicago is quite a city, but New York is indeed very large. I understand your fears of the city.
Stranger: I really thank you for your respect of my choice. I have to think about your proposition, but to do correctly my choice, could you give some information about your organisation :
Stranger: do you provide a health insurrance?
You: Unfortunately health insurance is not one of the things we cover. It is rather unfortunate since it is such a dangerous job. However, we can promise you on-the-spot training and you will learn valuable life skills that you'll carry with you for the rest of your life.
Stranger: hum, that looks very interresting, but the problem is that I do not really know new-york, but I always heard that the climate was very hard and fluctuent, and so I am affraid to get the flu this winter.
You: We will provide for you a comfortable, if cheap and slightly aged abode for which you and the other members of our street alliance will spend our time to socialize and do various activities when we are not on the job.
Stranger: the offer looks very interresting
Stranger: but how I can trust my collegues?
Stranger: I always heard that in this job it was difficult to trust the others
You: Our colleagues are fairly trustworthy and we have had some cases of colleagues forming strong friendships with each other, however, we advise members of our street alliance to always be cautious no matter who it is, as betrayal seems to be a common occurence, especially with those who are seeking to climb the ranks in our street alliance.
Stranger: my priority would be to have a more safe city. what is your politic about gangs?
Stranger: which are the cancers of the city
You: We very much do not like gangs in our area of business, and we make attempts to eradicte any gangs that happen to encroach upon our territory.
Stranger: blablablabla
Stranger: for sure every is against gangs (for business or not) but what can be the solution, it seems difficult to put a real pressure on them
You: It is unfortunate as dealing with gangs can be very dangerous business, so we do not necessarily engage them unless they have committed an act of wrongdoing against us. However, once we are in conflict with a gang, it is very probable we will not stop combatting the offending gang until either we or it is gone.
Stranger: you preconise then the direct action? (direct fight)
You: Yes, we directly fight against a gang we are in conflict with.
Stranger: do you not think that it would be better to discuss with these poor children and in extrem case ask to meet their parents or the boss of their school?
You: We have, unfortunately, tried these, but in many cases the offending party has lost both parental figures in their lives which has contributed to their downward spiral into such activity. Most do not attend school, either. It is unfortunate, and we try to deal with the gangs the best we can until we have found a more proper solution.
Stranger: WHAT... you mean that they wouldn't go to the school?
You: They are either graduated or they have long since dropped out of school with no intentions of returning. That is not to say they are all like that, there are many members that are simply in the gang for a way to fit in or some way of getting recognized but still wish for a better life.
You: Listen, I'll let you consider my proposition. I'll give you a week to think about what I have told you to make your decision, and then, in a week's time, I'll come back onto this site and I'll look for you. The secret code word is "Staten Island Warriors". If you see that as the first phrase in our conversation, you'll know it is me.
You: If, when we finally meet again, you have decided you do not wish to be in our street alliance, I will understand and let you go about your way.
Stranger: OK, thanks for all informations
You: Not a problem.
Stranger: I will considere that
You: Thank you for your time.
Stranger: you can eventually prepare a typucal contract
Stranger: see you next week
You: Goodbye.,
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Hmm, we'll have to see how this one goes.

[FishbagClock]

Stranger: hai
You: hey
Stranger: boobs
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Stranger: hey
You: yeh
Stranger: what's up
You: pu s'tahw
Stranger: f
You: f
Stranger: yag mi
You: oot em
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Stranger: I love my ass
You: As do I.
Stranger: ha ha
You: Can I put my finger inside of it?
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Stranger: i love you.
You: i love you too bb
You: i mised u so muuuuch

In this one we started at the exact same time so it was kind of fucked up:

You: tits or get the fuck out
Stranger: I has a bucket
You: what?
Stranger: THE GAME
You: oh
Stranger: farewell, fellow anon!
You: FOR OUR DOOM
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Stranger: hi
You: Mom says I'm not allowed to talk to stangers, sorry.
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[Sinister Clock]

stop posting in code tags it's incredibly annoying to read.

[Silly Putty Clock]

stop posting in code tags it's incredibly annoying to read.

[PlateClock]

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

You: Can you help me?

You: I have a little cat problem...

Stranger: okay

Stranger: what's the problem?

You: He keeps coming into the yard!

You: But its not my cat

You: Its the jeffersons

You: You see, im a mouse

Stranger: Oh really?

You: Yes!

Stranger: Well, you're a good typer for a mouse.

You: I know!

Stranger: doesn't it get tiring, jumping on the keys and all?

You: It does!

You: Can you help me with my mouse problem

You: Cat*

Stranger: And as a mouse, I don't think there's much you could do to stop a cat from going anywhere...you'll have to take it up with the owners of the house you live in.

You: Well what can i buy

You: How much catnip can make a cat intoxicated?

Stranger: Well, you could buy mouse traps to piss the cat off

Stranger: Anyway, You have fun with that. Good luck.

[Topcatyo]

stop posting in code tags it's incredibly annoying to read.

K, I've uncoded all my posts.

[GamblerClock]

You: hello

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m or f

You: both

You: you?

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You: Are you a child?

Stranger: no

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[PennyClock]

Oh craig, you're so funny!

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Stranger: craig?
You: what?
Stranger: are you craig?
You: aren't we all craig?
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[Silly Putty Clock]

You: Its the jeffersons

MOVIN ON UP
TO THE EAST SIDE
TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKY
MOVIN ON UP
TO THE EAST SIDE
WE FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THE PIE

[PennyClock]

I love messing with people.

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Stranger: hi there
You: hi
Stranger: im val
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: val isn't a name
You: it's a start of one
You:
Stranger: yes its a name
Stranger: nickname foe valentine
Stranger: for*
You: valentine
You: oh dear
Stranger: im male
You: this is not acceptible valentine
You: you have the name of a woman
You: we must fix this
You: your new name is Mark
Stranger: no its not a woman name
You: Well, Mark, it is
Stranger: in usa its a man name
You: sorry to break it to you
You: it's not
Stranger: where r u from
You: USA NUMBER 1
Stranger: valentine is a man name exactly
You: nope
You: woman
Stranger: its a woman name in europe
Stranger: but not in usa
You: So, Mark, what do you like to do?
Stranger: ok what do u want
Stranger: i dont even no u m or f
You: I don't comprehend
You: you're foreign speek
You: interesting to me ears
Stranger: i dont even know you are male or female
You: Well I certainly don't have a womanly name
Stranger: i dont either
You: yes you do Mark'
Stranger: ok nice to have met u
You: nice to meet you too
Stranger: go and search valentine on facebook
You: i'd rather not
Stranger: ull find a lota men
You: i'll find womanly woman
Stranger: i think u r one of them
Stranger: yes
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[FishbagClock]

I've never heard Valetine as a man's name either.

[FishbagClock]

Wait what am I talking about, the original St. Valentine was a man.

[Clocktopus]

Stranger: hii
You: hey there
Stranger: m/f?
You: what
You: you dont just start a convo
You: and call me a mf
Stranger: r u girl?
You: yes
Stranger: old_?
You: excuse me fag
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 25 you?
Stranger: 25
You: oh well in that case fuck you
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[PennyClock]

Wait what am I talking about, the original St. Valentine was a man.

Yeah, I knew that, I was just trying to mess with him.

[Clocktopus]

Stranger: hi
You: tell me where you are
You: right now
Stranger: at home
Stranger: =D
You: specifics
You: i need specifics
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sweden ._.
You: why do you lie
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dont?
Stranger: -.-
You: yes you do
Stranger: nah ^^
You: you just did
You: i saw you
Stranger: then why do i speak swedish?
Stranger: xP
You: you dont
You: you lie
Stranger: rofl
You: excuse me?
Stranger: du är en apa som luktar äcklig röv =D
You: fuck you buddy
You: you know i take offense to that
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[Topcatyo]

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You: Okay, hypothetical question:
Stranger: f
You: You've just robbed a bank.
You: The police are looking for you.
You: And you've jsut spent the last half hour on the Internet talking to strangers.
You: Where should you hide in the span of 5 minutes?
Stranger: in ma wardrobe
You: 4 minutes.
You: Wardrobe?
Stranger: folk never llok there
Stranger: yeah
You: great idea, thanks.
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[Topcatyo]

This took a while to get someone to cooperate.

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You: You find yourself in a dank dungeon room. Torches hang along the wall, casting warm glows of light against the wall opposite. There is nothing on the ground but a skeleton. Your only exit is: NORTH
Stranger: heyy
m/f??
You: I do not recognize "heyy".
You: You find yourself in a dank dungeon room. Torches hang along the wall, casting warm glows of light against the wall opposite. There is nothing on the ground but a skeleton. Your only exit is: NORTH
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You: You find yourself in a dank dungeon room. Torches hang along the wall, casting warm glows of light against the wall opposite. There is nothing on the ground but a skeleton. Your only exit is: NORTH
You: Your current score is: 0
Stranger: mmmhmm.........
Stranger: mmmhmmm.....
You: I'm sorry, I do not recognize "mmmhmmm...."
Stranger: OKOKOKOKOKOKOK
You: You find yourself in a dank dungeon room. Torches hang along the wall, casting warm glows of light against the wall opposite. There is nothing on the ground but a skeleton. Your only exit is: NORTH
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You: You find yourself in a dank dungeon room. Torches hang along the wall, casting warm glows of light against the wall opposite. There is nothing on the ground but a skeleton. Your only exit is: NORTH
You: Your current score is: 0
Stranger: ??
You: I do not recognize "??".
You: You find yourself in a dank dungeon room. Torches hang along the wall, casting warm glows of light against the wall opposite. There is nothing on the ground but a skeleton. Your only exit is: NORTH
Stranger: north korea
You: You head NORTH.
You: There is a door leading, you assume, out of this strange room.  Your only exit is: SOUTH.
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You: You find yourself in a dank dungeon room. Torches hang along the wall, casting warm glows of light against the wall opposite. There is nothing on the ground but a skeleton. Your only exit is: NORTH
Stranger: hi
You: Your current score is: 0
Stranger: ur wrong
You: I am a computer. I cannot be wrong.
You: Your current score is: -1
Stranger: i can set off a tnt and destroy the room, then my exit can be everywhere
You: Your inventory is: A pebble.
Stranger: ur wrong, i have more
Stranger: i have torches if i take them off the wall
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You: You find yourself in a dank dungeon room. Torches hang along the wall, casting warm glows of light against the wall opposite. There is nothing on the ground but a skeleton. Your only exit is: NORTH
You: Your current score is: 0
Stranger: what ?
You: Welcome to Dungeon Room Quest! Made by Text-Adventurers, published by Omegle!
You: Your current score is: 3
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I will get someone to play my game.  I shall not give up.

[Solenoidclock]

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Stranger: TOM?
You: JERRY?
Stranger: TIM?
You: MARY?
Stranger: LARRY?
You: LITTLE CLARINDA?
Stranger: FFffFfffffFFFFFFFFFF
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[TabascoClock]

Haha, I actually tried that before Topactyo, never worked though

[Topcatyo]

Haha, I actually tried that before Topactyo, never worked though

Yeah, these people are fairly clueless.