Hi I'm Jeff Dunham

F U Clock · October 01, 2009, 11:04:00 PM

I'm fucking racist.

Watch my new show.

buttplug · October 01, 2009, 11:17:55 PM

Yeah he isn't that funny.

bgryderclock · October 01, 2009, 11:58:03 PM

indeed. He was doing the same crappy act on Stars Search when I was an infant.

heineken · October 02, 2009, 02:15:04 AM

If I had the money to, I'd sue him for IQ points lost while all the fucking morons around me yelled "I kill you" all day.

Soup Clock · October 02, 2009, 02:28:52 AM

He is talented.

He is not talented in the art of being funny.

Soup Clock · October 02, 2009, 02:34:16 AM

Any Mitch Hedberg fans, read some posts here and try not to cry.
http://www.lynnshawcroft.com/
Lynn Shawcroft, his widow.

DWARFINATORclock · October 02, 2009, 05:15:19 AM

He sucks a lot.

Slurpee · October 02, 2009, 05:25:17 AM

Quote from: M.O.X;1675137Lynn

every once in a while he'd fuck up and call her by his old girlfriend's name, and she could tell because he didn't say "nnn" as long

Silly Putty Clock · October 02, 2009, 07:04:39 AM

My stepfather is a Jeff Dunham fan and sometimes makes me sit down with him and watch Jeff Dunham for hours

DWARFINATORclock · October 02, 2009, 08:23:50 AM

Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1675249My stepfather is a Jeff Dunham fan and sometimes makes me sit down with him and watch Jeff Dunham for hours

Is your stepfather Satan?

MonsterMunch · October 02, 2009, 08:34:31 AM

Quote from: Slurpee;1675229every once in a while he'd fuck up and call her by his old girlfriend's name, and she could tell because he didn't say "nnn" as long

Once they got into an argument in a tent. But you can't have an argument in a tent because when you storm out, all you can do is slam the flap.

SchnozzberryClock · October 02, 2009, 10:16:17 AM

Jeff Dunham is the Antifunny.

DWARFINATORclock · October 02, 2009, 10:28:03 AM

Quote from: Koko the Apetheist;1675272Jeff Dunham is the Antifunny.

hahahaha

Topcatyo · October 02, 2009, 01:04:53 PM

Quote from: M.O.X;1675136He is talented.

He is not talented in the art of being funny.

I was going to make the exact same post.

Silly Putty Clock · October 02, 2009, 02:07:07 PM

Jeff Dunham should have deep, serious philosophical discussions with his puppets.
It could go like:
"Lately I've been feeling like we're all the same person"
"wHoahh, you're deep"

NintendrCkolc · October 02, 2009, 02:33:14 PM

I always thought he was kinda racist too but I never really felt the need to point it out.

And yeah, he sucks.

F U Clock · October 02, 2009, 05:11:50 PM

Quote from: The Big N;1675326I always thought he was kinda racist too but I never really felt the need to point it out.

And yeah, he sucks.

Well what can I say, I take shit a step further than most.

And Sillyputty, you and I have eerily similar stepfathers. Except I just leave the room.

Silly Putty Clock · October 02, 2009, 05:21:13 PM

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1675454Well what can I say, I take shit a step further than most.

And Sillyputty, you and I have eerily similar stepfathers. Except I just leave the room.

I'm not allowed to leave the room

Really, he'll call me away from what I'm doing just to watch stand-up comedy with him. Sometimes it's Jeff Dunham. If I'm lucky, it's George Carlin.

NintendrCkolc · October 02, 2009, 05:45:54 PM

Quote from: Eff Yoo Clawk;1675454Well what can I say, I take shit a step further than most.

i'm actually glad you did.. I thought it was just me.

Silly Putty Clock · October 02, 2009, 06:20:32 PM

Quote from: The Big N;1675479i'm actually glad you did.. I thought it was just me.

I also kind of noticed a bit of a tinge of bigotry to his comedy shows.

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