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Title: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Wegra2020 on May 30, 2020, 12:17:39 AM
I just want to Grill for God sake!
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 30, 2020, 12:43:56 AM
the shootings in canada, the amy cooper thing, wegra came back, the killing in minneapolis... what a week
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 30, 2020, 02:46:13 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 30, 2020, 12:43:56 AMwegra came back
greatest 2020 tragedy so far never 4get
(https://i.imgur.com/qdmWqHt.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/0wlXlVz.gif)
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on May 30, 2020, 03:14:22 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 30, 2020, 12:43:56 AM
the shootings in canada, the amy cooper thing, wegra came back, the killing in minneapolis... what a week
Not just the killing, but the riots are fucking nuts
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: JambaClock on May 30, 2020, 03:42:41 AM
honest opinion:
a third degree's enough for me





hope i don't get slammed now
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: k9 on May 30, 2020, 02:40:44 PM
Quote from: JambaClock on May 30, 2020, 03:42:41 AM
honest opinion:
a third degree's enough for me





hope i don't get slammed now

dw this isnt the discord
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: NintendrCkolc on May 30, 2020, 03:38:44 PM
RIP Tim Curry
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on May 30, 2020, 11:42:51 PM
Quote from: NintendrCkolc on May 30, 2020, 03:38:44 PM
RIP Tim Curry
man don't fuck with me like that
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Wegra2020 on May 31, 2020, 12:33:26 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 30, 2020, 12:43:56 AM
the shootings in canada, the amy cooper thing, wegra came back, the killing in minneapolis... what a week


Who's Amy Cooper?
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 12:59:17 AM
that's the spirit! damnatio memoriae
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on May 31, 2020, 01:16:20 AM
Quote from: Wegra2020 on May 31, 2020, 12:33:26 AM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 30, 2020, 12:43:56 AM
the shootings in canada, the amy cooper thing, wegra came back, the killing in minneapolis... what a week


Who's Amy Cooper?

amy from big bang theory after she and sheldon get marrie (https://i.imgur.com/hRqcli2.gif)
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 01:26:28 AM
Quote from: Wegra2020 on May 31, 2020, 12:33:26 AM
Who's Amy Cooper?

(https://i.imgur.com/kYPrnpB.png)

Amy Cooper is a character in  Lakeview Valley (https://store.steampowered.com/app/783840/Lakeview_Valley/).

As the protagonist arrives at Lakeview Valley on Reginald's bus, the trip is cut short when Reginald accidentally hits a naked Amy in the middle of the road. Shocked by the incident, Reginald is later relieved upon going to the Diner and seeing Amy alive and well. Amy works at the Diner throughout the week, leaving her house at 8am and finishing work at 10pm. While she is working at the Diner, the protagonist can purchase food from her. On Sunday, Amy has the day off for the Lake Day celebration, and has her own stall where she sells dreamcatchers in order to raise money for Rebecca.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 01:34:49 AM
it's sonic's girlfriend you auts
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 01:42:53 AM
amy cooper is some rich lady with a dog
a black guy asked her to put her dog on a leash, and she was very upset by the idea that the law applies to her or that she should be responsible for her pet or have regard for the other people in the public park
she threatened to call the police, and the guy was like "good, they'll tell you to put the dog on a leash 😐" and she was like "no I'm going to tell them that a black man is threatening me!"
then she went full Get Out and put on an extremely believable "distressed" voice at the drop of a hat, and also she started choking the dog for no reason?

woke internet jumped on it because she was such an obvious villain they thought it was going to be the thing to be mad about this week, but then the cops were like "hold my beer"
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 31, 2020, 02:12:04 AM
BREAKING COP NEWS

DOMESTIC i cant breathe

INTERNATIONAL some cops murdered a special needs dude in cold blood over in israel. he was hiding behind a dumpster from the cops while wearing "suspicious" gloves (they thought the gloves were a gun).

DOMESTIC randy pitchford takes advantage of the riots to sell copies of duke nukem 3D. you think this is a joke but it isn't (https://i.imgur.com/ULWalfU.png). pitchford later deleted the tweet presumably after a coworker told him "seriously bruh seriously?".

INTERNATIONAL why are UK cops all so fat? subscribe for 8.99 a month to read the rest of this article
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: k9 on May 31, 2020, 06:57:31 AM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 31, 2020, 02:12:04 AM
BREAKING COP NEWS

DOMESTIC randy pitchford takes advantage of the riots to sell copies of duke nukem 3D. you think this is a joke but it isn't (https://i.imgur.com/ULWalfU.png). pitchford later deleted the tweet presumably after a coworker told him "seriously bruh seriously?".

BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
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Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on May 31, 2020, 12:58:11 PM
Quote from: Wegra2020 on May 30, 2020, 12:17:39 AM
I just want to Grill for God sake!

As a person of color, I just want to be able to go to the store without having to worry about being systematically murdered by law officials while the president of the country I pay taxes in helps sell the narrative that I must have deserved it.

Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on May 31, 2020, 12:58:53 PM
Just playin. Grilling sounds cool.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: RobClock on May 31, 2020, 02:09:19 PM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 31, 2020, 02:12:04 AM
DOMESTIC randy pitchford takes advantage of the riots to sell copies of duke nukem 3D. you think this is a joke but it isn't (https://i.imgur.com/ULWalfU.png). pitchford later deleted the tweet presumably after a coworker told him "seriously bruh seriously?".

god fucking damn it randy
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: JambaClock on May 31, 2020, 02:22:44 PM
crazy things going on, several people on twitter are spelling "matter" as "mater" and these hashtags go on trending

everyone's gotten so angry rn they forgot to spellcheck
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 02:46:15 PM
and when The Man blocks that hashtag I'll start posting with #blacklifesmatter
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on May 31, 2020, 03:11:49 PM
So my girlfriend is a complete idiot.

I texted her that a disturbance broke out two miles from her job. These aren't peaceful protesters. They have crowbars.

(https://i.imgur.com/WOo1GLS.png)

She's ignoring my directions to get the fuck out of the area. "I just got to finish one more thing.." kinda shit. Dudes, she works in a fucking bakery.

Cops finally showed up. Told them to get the hell out. That the riot was headed their way.

She still took almost half an hour to leave.

That being said, I get the night off because we had to shut down my store. So... yay?




Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 03:31:42 PM
I was gonna offer to lend you some rooftop Koreans but it's starting to sound like we need ours
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on May 31, 2020, 04:02:53 PM
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Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 04:18:40 PM
"I hope my country doesn't collapse"
- me eating beef jerky and playing erotic clicker games

e: (https://i.imgur.com/DgPaxcf.jpg)


I think the clock crew's number 1 priority going forward should be to get star wars to tweet black lives matter
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 04:27:49 PM
Quote from: pop-tart on May 31, 2020, 04:02:53 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/175/667/7ad.jpg)

:경례:
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on May 31, 2020, 04:35:56 PM
I can't even figure out my opinion on any of this. Fun how manic depression can make you numb.

I almost feel guilty for not being more emotionally invested in what's going on. Why am I not angrier?

I suddenly care a little today because the riot is literally down the street and I don't want this shit at my door.

Also, bring me some jerky, Jeff.








Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: JambaClock on May 31, 2020, 04:45:52 PM
take your pick, we got em in all flavors
https://www.amazon.com/Jerky-Dried-Meats/b?ie=UTF8&node=371475011

and, yes i do relate to your numbness, though my reason for this is because i live in the suburbs
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 04:47:55 PM
Maybe water your lawn if the grass/plants look a little dry



Nothing at all is happening in my town but some time this week I get to be the security guard that controls the queue outside the store and I really hope things calm down before even that.



I don't want to ignore anything, but I think I need to take a break from social media. Every video I click is not "yep, that's a reasonable response to a protest" or even "yep, that's a reasonable response to an outright riot." It's just all bullshit all the time, and it really feels like the police want people to fight back against the genuinely unlawful parts because then we get to see what trumpa lumpa will do with martial law

That LA riots guy in tears because he fought his way out of the ghetto and now his family gets to be homeless because people protesting white bullshit burned down his store, that hurts to watch and it's just happening over and over right now. I don't even know what some of the riots are protesting at this point, but I know attacking their own communities is not part of their agenda. It's confusing and scary and I wish I had a clear, safe instruction on what I could do differently in my own life
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 04:49:02 PM
none of this would've happened if i didn't call op a double nigger on 4chan in 2006 and i have to live with this burden for the rest of my life
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 04:50:13 PM
it's my fault newgrounds had to remove all copyrighted music because i wouldn't stop voting five on spam
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: JambaClock on May 31, 2020, 05:00:43 PM
(obligatory "it's not your fault" post goes here)

but yeah, it really ain't
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 05:06:03 PM
I guess the only thing I know how to do is archive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVtpz-doVp8

Yeah yeah emotional and easy to write him off because he looks young and starts hard, but wake me when that's removed. Wraps up a sort of zeitgeist that's been haunting the last month or so, deserves to be preserved
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: RobClock on May 31, 2020, 05:48:38 PM
the duality of man
(https://preview.redd.it/xuj5prb2m4251.png?width=1024&auto=webp&s=714f804c80a01762d9d33dd6dd50f3766be0a0c0)
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 31, 2020, 05:56:17 PM
RACEWARNOWBURNITDOoh no not the starbucks =(
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on May 31, 2020, 06:24:22 PM
yeah i mean laffo but a little more background (https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/news/espn-nba-reporter-tweets-george-floyd-protests/1eefhr1gpdx791oxlllizoun9i)

not that any of this means chris palmer is the guy to be listening to

i'm not in favor of censorship, but I really don't feel good about how social media affects people's responses to this shit

over the past few days, you saw people sharing someone's post with suggestions about who to donate to, ok, cool. but also, I've seen at least a dozen people share variations on the same information. minnesota freedom fund has had so many donations that they're directing people to donate to other organizations. it's good that they now have as much money as they think they need, but the "sorcerer's apprentice" aspect to all of this is kind of concerning. I think the immediacy of social media has made some people think that "fires and looting" is where their particular city needs to be at, or they're not reacting enough.

I also feel like for politically active people, at this point, showing up in person to this clusterfuck is much more likely to get someone ELSE injured by cops in riot mode than it is to change any of the stuff that ought to be changed. I realize people are restless because of covid, too, but as much as this feels like a bootlicker thing to say, I wish more people would stay home and find a more concrete way of holding cops accountable/nerfing the police/keeping asshats out of blue suits/taking control of their own immediate neighborhood.

also it gives me the creeps when I see people listening to some of the lefties with authoritarian personalities that are coming out of the woodwork, those people aren't good news either
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 06:31:29 PM
after reading your post i agree and say instead of nerfing police we should sell the usa to greenland
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 06:43:22 PM
the thing I keep coming back to is just what the fuck did the people in charge think was going to happen?

did they not see the escalation, did they not see the acceleration?
how did ANYBODY not see this coming?

the director of road trip saw this coming

it's a tired joke at this point

trevor moore wrote It's Time For Guillotines in 2013

[u2]TMHCw3RqulY[/u2]

things have not gotten better since then

there was a viral tumblr post that referred to the current era as the part in history books titled "factors leading to"
twitter called it "the cool zone"
(https://i.imgur.com/WLAXx72l.jpg)
michael moore called it at the end of his last movie, just like he called trump getting elected. he said I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know how much more people can take. it can't keep on like this. something is going to give

the militarization of the police? we've known about this. nothing changed
cops murder innocent people, riots in the streets, nothing changed
monthly mass shootings, nothing changed
jeffrey epstein was murdered by ruling class pedophiles in front of the entire world and nothing changed
the last four years have seen the largest protests in the history of the world. are we any better for it?
global warming? it's already too late, and we're just going to let it keep getting worse. people are going to die, and there is nothing you can do about it, the decision has been made for us
the last president oversaw the extrajudicial execution of american citizens overseas
tax cuts for the rich, billion dollar subsidies, and there are hoovertowns in american streets. the overpass between my friend's old apartment and the grocery store is a tent city of people displaced from their homes
both of the presidential candidates are senile racist rapists, and the current one is stuffing the courts with rapists
mcconnell is openly sabotaging the legislative process, and a president who campaigned on "draining the swamp" is only making it worse
widespread gerrymandering, myths of voter fraud, and active voter suppression spearheaded by an increasingly authoritarian right, and all the democrats did was line up to stomp out the only candidate who actually gave a fuck about us

40 million americans lost their jobs while 106 thousand and counting lost their lives, and all that got done was a handful of billionaires helped themselves to 430 billion dollars, senators pocketing money, vital health services being given to private companies at the people's expense to be auctioned off for profit, and we're supposed to be mad at a government on the other side of the world for the fact that the people in charge here didn't protect us
puerto rico was left without power for 11 months
entire cities left without clean drinking water- they STILL haven't replaced the lead lines in flint
the opioid crisis, neonazis marching on american cities, violent suppression of protestors at the dakota access pipeline, rapists in hollywood, california just annually catching on fire

I'm not saying it's right, but what the fuck did they think was going to happen?
people are fucking angry
the idea that the system could be changed was put to the test and the people in charge spat in our faces so they could keep lining their pockets
you lost your home, you lost your job, and they can fucking kill you in the street for using a bad twenty
a man who has killed before can kneel on your fucking neck on camera for minutes after you stop moving in front of a crowd of witnesses, and he gets to go home, and the coroner will say it's POSSIBLE that you had intoxicants in your system
how much more did they think people were going to put up with?
when is the last time anybody in power could be bothered to act like a public servant, like they were grateful for what they had, like they gave a damn about people?

china, oppressive communist china, didn't even deploy the military on the hong kong protestors after a YEAR. we didn't even wait 3 days.

this isn't about what set it off, this is otto von bismark's "damn foolish thing in the balkans"
there's pain behind this. mass, human pain. when it gets to the point that watching the city you call home burn is an acceptable sacrificd if it means there's a chance you won't have to go on living with it, something has to give
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 06:52:50 PM
I worry that people absolutely have learned from history and absolutely knew enough about what was going to happen to have a stake and investment in it. I just worry that it is the people in charge and we are being too predictable.

It's just a worry.



ed: "we" as in people better than I, credit and shame where it's due

double ed: I wish I could post as coherently as you
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: k9 on May 31, 2020, 07:05:18 PM
mater systemically towed my black car
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 04:18:40 PM
I think the clock crew's number 1 priority going forward should be to get star wars to tweet black lives matter
mission accomplished, everyone

(https://i.imgur.com/rCoaEhC.jpg)
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 07:44:18 PM
They avoided the specific phrase because they want the #alllivesmatter money too bunch of cowards just for that i'm not watching the last two star wars movies
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 31, 2020, 08:30:02 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 06:43:22 PM
the thing I keep coming back to is just what the fuck did the people in charge think was going to happen?

I don't think they actually cared what the result was, just that they could buffer themselves against it. the elites are fine with the riots it isn't bothering them

(https://i.imgur.com/JXGMnSF.png)

if anything they think this helps them. set everyone against each other and themselves and nobody goes for the politicians CEOs and bankers. resistance itself has been co-opted and a complete non-issue since occupy wallstreet got neutered and the activist community started blaming whites instead of banks and shit for all the world's problems. you wanna keep a class war off your hands? sick the classes below you against each other, or sick multiple races religions or other such groups against each other. or hell get everybody to fight everybody. depends on the country and the demographics you can take advantage of. as long as you keep the chaos away from upper class gated communities you're golden. what does it matter if the "peasants" destroy their own communities? it's a useful thing, it weakens them and any possible meaningful resistance. the status quo for the elites is only strengthened. and nobody is gonna hold anyone in charge accountable, the outrage extends only as far as the police at best. and even then, the cop who practically executed that dude is gonna get transferred at worst anyways. everyone will forget his name. I doubt he even gets a paycut. cops can really be an excellent bludgeon against the masses, the people hit ONLY get mad at the bludgeon, and not necessarily that particular bludgeon. 

all that said I have to wonder if it's gonna come to a head at some point. there's only so much you can pit people against each other till shit gets too fucked up. it won't hurt the various jackasses responsible, but it could hurt the bottom line. the response will probably be more authoritarianism. "see people are dangerous we NEED to rule you pleb fucks harder now it's for your own good".


Quote from: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 04:18:40 PM
I think the clock crew's number 1 priority going forward should be to get star wars to tweet black lives matter
mission accomplished, everyone

(https://i.imgur.com/rCoaEhC.jpg)
we finally live in a post-racial society and all wounds have been healed #clockcrewsavesamerica #thanksobama

Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on May 31, 2020, 08:31:57 PM
but besides media approved recreational rioting and police executing black dudes in the streets here's another fun happening: you know how that dumb twitter beef between trump and twitter mods? well if trump actually repeals section 230 anyone can sue a site owner for anything a user posts, for example

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCKjack dorsey donald trump and joe biden are the guys in the lemon party photo, taken mere moments after they sacrificed a small child to baphomet to pray for the destruction of america

now all three of those people can sue vcrclock for slander.

this has bipartisan support btw biden included. all over a twitter beef. apparently the earn it act is worse but I haven't looked into it.

in lighter news here is an alligator covered in butterflies

Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 08:42:18 PM
let's tell trump we'll support it for $30k each and get paid before he notices we aren't senators or whatever
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: NintendrCkolc on May 31, 2020, 09:50:25 PM
I went to a protest today and farted on the state capital building.

TAKE THAT RACISM.
Title: Re: Speaking of...
Post by: JambaClock on May 31, 2020, 10:30:36 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 04:18:40 PM
I think the clock crew's number 1 priority going forward should be to get star wars to tweet black lives matter
mission accomplished, everyone

(https://i.imgur.com/rCoaEhC.jpg)

looks, like even the brands are getting into this duffel kerfuffle here

not gonna lie, seems pretty phoned in, but i wanna see a company add a bit of self deprecation to their posts, since they're the big guys and we ain't

preferably pepsi
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on May 31, 2020, 11:15:24 PM
the elites almost turning what should be a class war into a race war is only gonna be the second worst thing that happens this year if you keep using the post title, so help me god
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 01, 2020, 01:10:05 AM
some youtuber looted up the scottsdale fashion mall so now everybody in arizona has a 8pm curfew. you don't understand I NEED to buy late night snacks I can't just buy them in advance that's not how it works. I mean, I've got a cake mix. I could just google a recipe for some frosting but it's just not the same. I can't just MAKE a candy bar.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 01, 2020, 01:33:17 AM
not even the abandoned wasteland of arizona, where time and law mean nothing even as vague concepts, is unaffected
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 01, 2020, 01:47:22 AM
Fires around the White House, hopefully nobody gets ballsy and tries to actually march on it

hearsay and videos on Twitter, looks like the guardhouse was lit on fire ≈2hrs ago. There are a couple of ways to troll through live updates on that, but one of them is to search the tag #bunkerbaby



damn. Guess Slurpy [sic] was right. Maybe you were expecting insult, maybe you were expecting injury, but both? Chaos.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: GreyClock on June 01, 2020, 02:51:08 AM
Par for the course for any society, no? Take the pressure off, have a good ol' riot. Opportunistic fucks using it as an excuse to loot, occasion to make (political) capital, to divide and rule and so on. Likely drowning out a few well-intentioned, but naive people here and there. Some (mostly) faceless people will have their lives destroyed, through loss of livelihood, destruction of property, injury, death, whatever. Then, when the car tire fires have finally burned out and the blood has been scrubbed from the streets, it's back to the status quo. Maybe the powers that be will talk about reform for a while, but that will ultimately prove an empty gesture. Previous, similar riots in the UK, France, Morocco and the US come to mind. "So it goes."
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: JambaClock on June 02, 2020, 07:19:38 AM
They killed a Mario plush

https://twitter.com/joshpescatore/status/1267640316565295107
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on June 02, 2020, 01:10:12 PM
Quote from: JambaClock on June 02, 2020, 07:19:38 AM
They killed a Mario plush

https://twitter.com/joshpescatore/status/1267640316565295107
all cops are bowser
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 02, 2020, 01:57:17 PM
[u2]W26PYDxCN2M[/u2]

50% chance that doesn't sound so bad
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: NukaClock on June 02, 2020, 02:02:52 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 01, 2020, 01:33:17 AM
not even the abandoned wasteland of arizona, where time and law mean nothing even as vague concepts, is unaffected
In terms of wastelands I am all for 'em. keep rolling 'em in.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: patriotclock on June 02, 2020, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on June 02, 2020, 01:10:12 PM
Quote from: JambaClock on June 02, 2020, 07:19:38 AM
They killed a Mario plush

https://twitter.com/joshpescatore/status/1267640316565295107
all cops are bowser

koopa klux klan
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: NukaClock on June 02, 2020, 03:12:27 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock on June 02, 2020, 02:20:46 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on June 02, 2020, 01:10:12 PM
Quote from: JambaClock on June 02, 2020, 07:19:38 AM
They killed a Mario plush

https://twitter.com/joshpescatore/status/1267640316565295107
all cops are bowser

koopa klux klan
United sorry samuel regroup. idk
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: NukaClock on June 02, 2020, 06:55:19 PM
I live in fear of my house being raided and me getting shot to death.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on June 02, 2020, 08:30:21 PM
Quote from: NukaClock on June 02, 2020, 06:55:19 PM
I live in fear of my house being raided and me getting shot to death.
they'll probably only be armed with melee weapons and pipe guns

the thing you really need to worry about are super mutants
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: NukaClock on June 02, 2020, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on June 02, 2020, 08:30:21 PM
Quote from: NukaClock on June 02, 2020, 06:55:19 PM
I live in fear of my house being raided and me getting shot to death.
they'll probably only be armed with melee weapons and pipe guns

the thing you really need to worry about are super mutants
True (I was also kinda talking about real life.)
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on June 02, 2020, 10:37:57 PM
you can probably stop worrying about having someone with a gun bust your door down because of riots unless:

- you killed somebody recently

- you are part of a population distrusted by people whose day job it is to carry guns and bust people's doors down

- you are a retail establishment with valuable new merchandise on premises, close to where protests are happening, and you have a gun that the person busting your door down could use
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 02, 2020, 10:42:33 PM
CURFEW SNACK UPDATE:

I made the cake mix. it was good. it baked about three minutes too long so it was a bit dry but ice cream solves that. had it with salted caramel ice cream the day of. and butterfinger ice cream today.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: NukaClock on June 03, 2020, 08:12:41 AM
Quote from: VCRClock on June 02, 2020, 10:37:57 PM
you can probably stop worrying about having someone with a gun bust your door down because of riots unless:

- you killed somebody recently

- you are part of a population distrusted by people whose day job it is to carry guns and bust people's doors down

- you are a retail establishment with valuable new merchandise on premises, close to where protests are happening, and you have a gun that the person busting your door down could use
True
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: patriotclock on June 03, 2020, 01:50:51 PM
Quote from: VCRClock on June 02, 2020, 10:37:57 PM
you can probably stop worrying about having someone with a gun bust your door down because of riots unless:

- you are a retail establishment with valuable new merchandise on premises, close to where protests are happening, and you have a gun that the person busting your door down could use
knew it was a mistake to start sexually identifying as a walmart smfh
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: NukaClock on June 03, 2020, 02:21:16 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock on June 03, 2020, 01:50:51 PM
Quote from: VCRClock on June 02, 2020, 10:37:57 PM
you can probably stop worrying about having someone with a gun bust your door down because of riots unless:

- you are a retail establishment with valuable new merchandise on premises, close to where protests are happening, and you have a gun that the person busting your door down could use
knew it was a mistake to start sexually identifying as a walmart smfh
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Clocktopus on June 03, 2020, 03:13:16 PM
the president ordered peaceful protesters to be shot at and gassed and had priests and bishops gassed so he could take a photo with the bible

jfc this country, man
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: GreyClock on June 03, 2020, 04:04:40 PM
You ever buy some fresh bread, but then continue to eat the old bread and it tastes kind of stale, but you power through and only when it's all gone do you start eating the new bread, which by then has gone stale as well?

It's like an analogy or something, when you think about it. An airtight analogy for our modern age.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: zl on June 03, 2020, 04:30:59 PM
Quote from: GreyClock on June 03, 2020, 04:04:40 PM
You ever buy some fresh bread, but then continue to eat the old bread and it tastes kind of stale, but you power through and only when it's all gone do you start eating the new bread, which by then has gone stale as well?

It's like an analogy or something, when you think about it. An airtight analogy for our modern age.

If it was airtight your bread wouldn't be going stale so fast

bazinga
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PannacottaClock on June 03, 2020, 10:38:25 PM
just put your bread in the damn freezer and toastit it stays perfectly fine
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 06, 2020, 10:25:25 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: Slurpee on May 31, 2020, 04:18:40 PM
I think the clock crew's number 1 priority going forward should be to get star wars to tweet black lives matter
mission accomplished, everyone

[img]https://i.imgur.com/rCoaEhC.jpg[/mg]
It's weird how people not only like to be patronized by multinational corporations, but they DEMAND it.

Like, Disney, Sony, etc would gladly take you and your family and throw them into a literal meat grinder if they thought they could sell your ground-up meat chunks for a profit without getting in trouble for it. They will do literally anything for profits if they can get away with it. They don't care about you, they dont' care about anything but $$$

But then they get a 17 year old intern to tweet some half-assed jpg and now they're champions of civil rights.

The punchline? A lot of these companies that are tweeting this shit are still using pseudo-child slavery as part of their supply line. Sony used materials mined by children in africa in playstations. Disney has done plenty of shady shit over the years. But naw, lets get our morality from these fuckers

I realize the idea here is "they have a big following so it's good that they're spreading the message" but it's still fucked

When are we starting the communist revolution, guys? Eat the rich!
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 06, 2020, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Thor on June 06, 2020, 10:25:25 PM
It's weird how people not only like to be patronized by multinational corporations, but they DEMAND it.

Like, Disney, Sony, etc would gladly take you and your family and throw them into a literal meat grinder if they thought they could sell your ground-up meat chunks for a profit without getting in trouble for it. They will do literally anything for profits if they can get away with it. They don't care about you, they dont' care about anything but $$$

But then they get a 17 year old intern to tweet some half-assed jpg and now they're champions of civil rights.

The punchline? A lot of these companies that are tweeting this shit are still using pseudo-child slavery as part of their supply line. Sony used materials mined by children in africa in playstations. Disney has done plenty of shady shit over the years. But naw, lets get our morality from these fuckers

I realize the idea here is "they have a big following so it's good that they're spreading the message" but it's still fucked
I can't even give them that much. I already was sick to death of the "we care" corporate garbage from the start of the coronavirus but this is some next level horseshit. the hypocrisy is unreal. every random company is trying to get their share of twitter clout and keep the looters off their ass. the latter doesn't even work,  several of the companies doing this already had buildings looted since. apparently nickelodeon interrupted spongebob for an 8 minutes of silence while an altered version of their old "kids bill of rights" was on screen with some spiel about them being against racism and police brutality. yeah I bet the employers of dan shneider really cares about kids rights too "hey kids tweet me pictures of your feet #blacklivesmatter".

furthermore I can't stress enough that randy pitchford using the riots to sell copies of duke nukem 3d is a thing that happened and is amazing.

Quote from: Thor on June 06, 2020, 10:25:25 PM
When are we starting the communist revolution, guys? Eat the rich!
real talk I think if we somehow did get a class war in america the populace would be engineered into eating literally everyone from 40k to 400k a year to both eliminate the middle class and the lower bits of upper class who might have some mobility. and it would still be mostly race fueled. I don't see it happening anyways. I expect the future to be a very gradual shift into something resembling china and parts of south america. maybe a few taken-advantage-of or outright engineered crises to move things forward along the way. make people want or even demand it. the world we live in as old men will be the most boring cyberpunk dystopia ever.

then again I don't know shit and I'm pretty cynical about society in general so I'm probably wrong. and even if I'm right about the general direction maybe people resist this in a way that isn't subverted to support it. maybe they resist it the wrong way and we end up with some other kind of crap to deal with.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on June 06, 2020, 11:59:24 PM
i dont know why people wanted star wars to tweet black lives matter i just thought it was funny :shrug:
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 07, 2020, 12:08:04 AM
oh no it was. your posts were funny and irreverent. thor and I are just ruining the chill by actually discussing corporate shenanigans.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 07, 2020, 12:21:05 AM
So what's the event for late 2020? I already know aliens landing is the season finale
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on June 07, 2020, 12:27:57 AM
I feel like we skipped the murder hornets
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 07, 2020, 12:34:47 AM
Quote from: Slurpee on June 07, 2020, 12:27:57 AM
I feel like we skipped the murder hornets
the studio decided not to adapt that part of the manga
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on June 07, 2020, 01:51:14 AM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 06, 2020, 11:41:32 PM
I can't even give them that much. I already was sick to death of the "we care" corporate garbage from the start of the coronavirus but this is some next level horseshit. the hypocrisy is unreal. every random company is trying to get their share of twitter clout and keep the looters off their ass. the latter doesn't even work

vcrclock says a bunch of shit other people already said and can't condense words for shit, hope you're bored: the psot

I think covidpopsting and blmpopsting are two different animals. The former are already fuzzy in my mind, but I think everyone agrees they were all kind of tone deaf. At best, it's somebody I bought a lamp from once awkwardly acknowledging that thanks to a force of nature, some people are locked into duties that put their lives immediately at risk, while the rest of us sit at home getting paid lots to do shit that doesn't matter, OR suddenly finding ourselves without a job. Why do you think your take on this is relevant to me, IKEA? Yeah I'm gonna buy another lamp but I'm not gonna do it right now. I don't know, maybe the "awkward acknowledgement" is like "hey everything's really fucked up, but once this is all over, we can go back to normal, right? IKEA: it's exactly like before. don't change anything. please." on second thought, I forget if IKEA pivoted to making masks or something, but that was a popular angle: "hey we've stopped what we're doing to make masks or something, and we want you to know WE CARE because if you think we're empathetic you'll still shop with us, and we're scared about not making any money rn"

for everyone besides Target, not that I've seen their posts, I really don't think blmposting is an anti-looting measure. the thing about looting is it's totally natural for have-nots to grab stuff, because for just a few nights they can say fuck you to whatever structure is preventing them from having stuff. but it's absolutely individualistic american dream shit -- looters are political in that they think have-nots should be able to have, but it stops there. "hey idiot don't loot this shop it's a black-owned business" is an afterthought. if you're a looter, and that's the business that's (a) nearby (b) has shit that you can either keep for yourself or flip, that's who you're looting. I'm extremely doubtful that The Masses can ever be politicized enough to loot specific giant entities with the intent to cause specific damage to them, especially because it's not like people are getting their opinions and background from books, lol

which brings me to why blmposting? covidposting is super chill. stuck at home? just talk about books you're reading or albums you're listening to, whatever. post when some healthcare professional dies alarmingly young, or a bunch of italians get together and sing, or post because you're mad that conspiracy theorists are demonstrating for their right to get sick, but it's all your choice -- nobody's telling you what to post. it's a virus. it's the news. whatever. george floyd dies on video, though, and anyone remotely liberal is shocked. black people are like "oh you're listening now?? now you get it??" even-remotely-liberal whites are, as always, thrown into a desperate need to prove that they're not racist. but there's also DIRECT pressure from people whose thing had been talking about racism on social media to (1) post about this stuff, because to be white but "not get political" is to be complicit; (2) at the same time, shut up so people can hear black people talk for a minute; (3) physically go to protests, donate money, involve yourself on more than a one-time basis with anti-racist organizations, etc., and even that probably isn't enough because how are you gonna make up for hundreds of years of oppression.

while any corporate communication on the subject is going to feel like a cash-in, if star wars doesn't tweet #blacklivesmatter, people go "WHY HASN'T STAR WARS TWEETED #BLACKLIVESMATTER?," because as we've established, if you don't say something, if you "don't get political," there's racism afoot. (I think the caveat is that if you're a business-to-business manufacturer of electrical parts and you only remember that you have a twitter every 6 months, people won't be wondering where the BLM tweet is.)

I follow a bunch of artists and companies that have obviously been #BLM types forever, and they can just write something up in 5 minutes, post it, and the only followers they lose are dumbshits who couldn't have been around long if they weren't aware of their stance. in those cases it's like "you already know, but we're going to post it anyway." they're no braver than they were two weeks ago, but it's reassuring.

then you've got like the kid gloves tweets from big companies that are all like "we like black people" or "hey look, we have black employees, and we just grabbed a couple by the collar to see if they wanted to say something on our giant twitter account," you've got Star Wars "standing against racism," but not using the phrase "black lives matter" to avoid getting tweeted at by #AllLivesMatter Gang. ironically this hand-wringing is second only to acting like nothing's happening as an indication that a big ass public entity feels beholden to the opinions of people that are made uncomfortable by the least uncomfortable parts of all this. it's "taking a stand" because as thor said, the people demand it, but it's meaningless both as a political stance (essentially noncommital) and as a cash grab (taking an extreme stance may make very opinionated people want to give you money, but doing the bare minimum endears you to nobody).

this is not a groundbreaking opinion, but the posts I've seen from normal people (i.e. not companies) have not all been meaningful or useful either

a friend of mine runs something like a meme account that's not political at all, with thousands of legitimate followers, and broke immersion to make a succinct "black lives matter" post. he's based in a liberal part of the country where that might even be regarded as "not enough," but the non-political nature of his account meant that some of his followers were #AllLivesMatter or possibly even #maga people who didn't see it coming and got all pissy in the comments. that's one of the few posts I've seen where it didn't feel at all like "performative activism," or a liberal preaching to the choir for fear of being seen as Team The Cops.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on June 07, 2020, 01:57:23 AM
also i think it's interesting to see people in europe talking about "why are we having protests about this when it's clearly an american issue? people are paying too much attention to america and think that if they're protesting there, we should be protesting here"

and I think it's partly due to this memetic "you need to be doing something about this" thing that's been going on. not that europeans can't have a protest, too, but people are pointing out that problems with the cops and racism in europe are hardly exactly the same as they are in the US
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 07, 2020, 02:03:58 AM
hypothesis: racism is an older generation thing and it will die out with them

findings: untrue

possible explanation: there is always an older generation

experiment: start dying in our thirties
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 07, 2020, 02:45:21 AM
VCR clock i totally agree with you here. I was saying before, people get mad as fuck if the mega-corporations don't pander to them. It's mostly pop-culture things that are getting this treatment too. People who build their entire self-identity around buying products and consuming merchandise treat this soulless money-making machines like a religion, and demand they stand as bastions of morality.

Of course, I don't blame the corporations for doing some half-hearted tweet to scam the suckers.  It's the logical thing to do. Maybe the teenager running their twitter actually feels strongly about BLM, or maybe they don't give a shit at all. Either way, might as well put out a tweet. No reason not to.

Imagine if, instead of some lame tweet or donation to a charity (which is tax deductible by the corp. probably) or just going off-air for 8 minutes, they actually made specific, meaningful promises? I think the only big company I've seen put their money where their mouth is and actually do something interesting is that Reddit guy quitting
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PannacottaClock on June 07, 2020, 04:22:10 AM
Do you think it's a good thing that Europeans are protesting against this very American issue? I suppose it's a good thing that it's getting visibility all over the world like this, but again,  the only reason this is the issue people got worked up enough about to protest is certainly the fact that we consume such vast amounts of American media that this just hits the hardest. It'd make more sense to tackle the systematic racism the Romani people face here, for instance, but that's not as visible and doesn't get enough wokeness points so uhh why bother

At the end of the day, I believe biggest result we'll manage over here in Finland is some rising COVID-numbers since people took to the streets in masses even though that hasn't disappeared anywhere which maybe I dunno that could've warranted some thinking beforehand, huh? Although I suppose a lot of those protestors were black people who wanted to feel solidarity with American protestors or something and that's more understandable

i just wanted to write a long comment like everyone else this is ramblinh don't read it
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on June 07, 2020, 01:32:36 PM
fuck star wars

(https://i.imgur.com/TgU0z6Y.png)


Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on June 07, 2020, 01:34:02 PM
The main attraction distraction got ya number than number than numb.
Empty ya pockets, son, they got you thinkin' that what ya need is what they selling.

Make you think that buying is rebelling.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 07, 2020, 02:17:42 PM
they obviously had to get rid of Fin to make BB-8 bigger

China LOVES black people. Look!


...dang, when I was learning Chinese, I came across an actual news story—well, this was during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. It was a different world (https://qz.com/945053/china-has-an-irrational-fear-of-a-black-invasion-bringing-drugs-crime-and-interracial-marriage/).
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 07, 2020, 07:41:18 PM
chinese citizens pretty much view themselves as an ethnostate, so it's not really surprising. They don't only hate black people, but pretty much anyone who isn't Chinese. That's obviously a sweeping statement but in regards to the overall cultural gestalt, it's just how the country is.

I think the Disney executives thought Rose would be popular in china, except the problem is she's Vietnamese. Not noticeable to westerners, but the Chinese audience noticed. Even if they did except Rose as representation, she had an interracial kiss with Finn.

It's kind of funny in an ironic way, because it's like they WANT to pander to the Chinese audience but keep fucking it up because they underestimate how racist they are. And at the same time they're trying to pander to anti-racist sentiments of the west.

sorry if i'm going too serious itt guys I'm just getting really annoyed at double-faced corps lately and I need to vent
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on June 07, 2020, 08:10:52 PM
i liek how they put 5x more stormtroopers in the chinese poster
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on June 08, 2020, 12:40:16 AM
the last 3 fast & furious movies made billions in china and those films are more diverse than the burger king kids club
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on June 08, 2020, 12:27:56 PM
My favorite argument against the current protests is "yea welll George Floyd had a criminal record," like that makes it OK to murder someone.

Robert Downey Jr has a rap sheet longer than a donkey dick and he gets to play a superhero in Disney movies.


Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 08, 2020, 07:00:20 PM
wasn't george floyd's criminal record "whoops sorry u didn't commit a crime lol our bad"


aka being black
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 08, 2020, 07:55:24 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 08, 2020, 07:00:20 PM
wasn't george floyd's criminal record "whoops sorry u didn't commit a crime lol our bad"


aka being black
I believe what's being referred to is his previous, unrelated arrests. I won't go into it here but his criminal record is publically available, and suffice it to say he did some pretty messed up stuff. Like Pop-tart said it's not really relevant to the current situation, and the specific event that lead to his death was trivial (he used a bill which was thought to be a counterfeit to buy something; it's likely Mr. Floyde wasn't even aware the bill was fake, or the bill might not have even been fake at all.)

Quote from: Slurpee on June 08, 2020, 12:40:16 AM
the last 3 fast & furious movies made billions in china and those films are more diverse than the burger king kids club
Isn't that because everyone on Earth loves Dwayne Johnson? Plus all the leads are attractive and there are traditional romantic relationships. Chinese audiences tend to prefer stories with traditional values like men dating women. The new star wars pretty much had nothing but single loner weirdos, and most of the leads were kind of ugly. Hell, the only romance depicted is a divorced couple.
There were a lot of factors as to why China hated new star wars. It failed spectacularly. Still, Finn obviously had something to do with it if Disney's think tank decided to remove him from advertisements.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 08, 2020, 08:54:44 PM
Quote from: Thor on June 08, 2020, 07:55:24 PM
suffice it to say he did some pretty messed up stuff.


I'm sure there's more to it, but I'm sure there's more to that, too.

(https://i.imgur.com/JVmFEOJ.jpg)
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 08, 2020, 10:06:03 PM
Is the implication here that Floyde was framed in his previous arrests by a corrupt cop?
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 08, 2020, 10:17:13 PM
They dropped a ton of convictions Goines was involved in with no retrial, though not everyone actually got changed back to innocent (93 cases where people were convicted solely on his testimony, despite over twenty years of corruption allegations) so yes, it's heavily implied that he was wrongfully convicted, but any smartass who likes to "UH, TECHNICALLY, THE SYSTEM SAYS" could shrug it off

also jesus we've all been reading about him all week, I know about the counterfeit
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on June 08, 2020, 10:17:32 PM

He served time for robbery. Mark Wahlberg served time for hate crimes. Your past is in the past.

Even if he was high at the time of death, the video is insanity. People saying shit like "check his pulse" for three more minutes after he went lifeless. Dude was dead and they still wouldn't get off his neck. EMT comes by... finds no pulse... and they still stayed on his neck as bystanders pleaded for the cops not to kill him.

And I think that's why this blew up the way it did. Police giving zero fucks while members of the community begged for this dude's life.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 08, 2020, 10:34:06 PM
I didn't even know what ACAB stood for until this week, but after the police reactions happen across the nation in nearly every protest, riot or not, uh



could they have picked a worse time to be such bastards? how are they not embarrassed
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on June 08, 2020, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 08, 2020, 10:34:06 PM
I didn't even know what ACAB stood for until this week, but after the police reactions happen across the nation in nearly every protest, riot or not, uh



could they have picked a worse time to be such bastards? how are they not embarrassed
they're too stupid to be embarrassed
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 08, 2020, 10:47:31 PM
but you said that was my most attractive characteristic
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on June 08, 2020, 11:09:04 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 08, 2020, 10:47:31 PM
but you said that was my most attractive characteristic
it is

baby
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 09, 2020, 02:44:42 AM
;it's starting to look like china vs india might be on the agenda
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on June 09, 2020, 11:04:55 AM
The amount of global cooperation going into the Jeffrey Epstein distraction effort is truly inspiring.




Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: RobClock on June 09, 2020, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: pop-tart on June 09, 2020, 11:04:55 AM
The amount of global cooperation going into the Jeffrey Epstein distraction effort is truly inspiring.

We turned our back on him when we needed him most
(https://www.intellihub.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/alex-jones-radio-show-1068x652.png)
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 09, 2020, 01:00:16 PM
alex jones was grown in a laboratory to get conspiracy theorists to stop listening to glenn beck
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on June 09, 2020, 03:10:14 PM
Carlson Tucker has warned that the black folks are indeed "coming for you."

Not sure what time we mobilize. If I get a call, I'll give everybody a heads up so you can pack a snack.


Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 09, 2020, 03:27:03 PM
Now obviously it takes a real shitbag to spend the minimum on a Pay What You Want, but I know some of us haven't had a paycheck in a while and the minimum on this thing is five fucking dollars

https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-for-racial-justice-and-equality

hella.


Seen it linked for a while but only just clicked. Well over 700 games and after scrolling for a solid minute, none of them looked like filler.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 09, 2020, 05:04:19 PM
Might be worth it for Night at the Woods.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 09, 2020, 07:05:43 PM
Quote from: pop-tart on June 09, 2020, 11:04:55 AM
The amount of global cooperation going into the Jeffrey Epstein distraction effort is truly inspiring.
I saw an interview recently with Prince Andrew talking about his "friendship" with Epstein. It's really crazy, he acts so arrogant and condescending and he's so bad at lying. Yet he's still not in jail, because the wealthy and powerful are immune to the law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtBS8COhhhM

If only more people were stupid enough try this nonsense so they could expose themselves. Most of the people involved are staying under the radar by just saying nothing, though. If there's nothing to report, the news media will move on to the next topic of the week.

While doing that interview was a rare moment of stupidity, I think it's an accurate display of the typical mindset of the upper class. They think all of us are morons who will eat up any lie and let them get away with anything. And the sad part is they're right.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 09, 2020, 09:06:45 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 09, 2020, 03:27:03 PMhella.

half of these are gonna be visual novels and tumblr bait right

(https://i.imgur.com/ZMfwMnj.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/0iy0LqI.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/rTijrvk.png)

yep that's the stuff. still, there's some good shit I've never heard of in there. I was already vaguely interested in sky rogue and celeste.


Quote from: pop-tart on June 09, 2020, 03:10:14 PM
Carlson Tucker has warned that the black folks are indeed "coming for you."

Not sure what time we mobilize. If I get a call, I'll give everybody a heads up so you can pack a snack.

okay but we can't racewar after 7 my mom says I have to be home before the streetlights come on.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on June 09, 2020, 11:15:19 PM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 09, 2020, 09:06:45 PM
half of these are gonna be visual novels and tumblr bait right

dude you're getting Gravity Typist

[u2]t_CY48mDr7s[/u2]

I'm scrolling through and there are a couple of game engines in there that sell for an order of magnitude over $5, so I'm tempted...
but also I don't want 700 games I'll never play...
and spending $5 on shit like this in the name of 'racial justice' feels like spitting in a thirsty person's mouth...
and I'd rather my 'donation' money go to community initiatives I know aren't bullshit...

what do I do
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 09, 2020, 11:17:47 PM
donate to Flounder's, the Grundle for Racial Justice and Equality
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on June 09, 2020, 11:20:06 PM
I don't know how to fix institutional racism by myself

(https://i.imgur.com/SbNkOdo.png)

maybe if I buy this game??
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 09, 2020, 11:41:04 PM
I SAID A MINUTE GODDAMN IT THERE ARE 1400 NOW THEY CAN'T ALL BE SLAM DUNKS
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 09, 2020, 11:42:31 PM
Quote from: VCRClock on June 09, 2020, 11:20:06 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/SbNkOdo.png)

also I had trouble getting emojis to work on my 2018 ubuntu ass ubuntu so I ended up using the ugliest shittiest freeest open source ones and it has that same dragon, just it's green
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on June 09, 2020, 11:54:05 PM
what could I do to work against militarized asshole police forces, and other white people with guns, just up and killing normal ass people because of the way they look?

(https://i.imgur.com/kRFd15E.png)

maybe I could buy a game
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 10, 2020, 12:59:39 AM
but you won't because you voted for obama then trump you are the duality of spam
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Slurpee on June 10, 2020, 02:33:49 AM
I mean

don't not buy it just because that might be showy
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 10, 2020, 03:13:02 AM
I dont think you have to download any of the trash. I just have no idea what this "community bail fund" entails. Would I be contributing to looters getting off scott free?
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 10, 2020, 03:32:22 AM
don't worry, I'm here to click the link. It looks like legitimate help for low-income people but it is a blob of 71 different funds (they named two and said "69 more" so nice) and the ones that seem a little more current are careful to say activist, so I'd doubt your respective 28¢ would fuel the conspiracy for that state. Also covers things like the Prison Book Program and the NAACP Legal Defense and Education Fund again (so technically they're getting 50.7% of your total donation and not 50%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I can see some people not being super into that 0.7% going to Unicorn Riot (which is just lefty left left indie news despite the name) but even a weenie would feel good knowing their donation is going to Luke 4:18: The Bail Fund
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: GreyClock on June 10, 2020, 12:28:29 PM
never mind the world, how about all this crap going on IN MY BATHROOM
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: GreyClock on June 10, 2020, 12:39:24 PM
Quote from: Thor on June 09, 2020, 07:05:43 PM
Quote from: pop-tart on June 09, 2020, 11:04:55 AM
The amount of global cooperation going into the Jeffrey Epstein distraction effort is truly inspiring.
I saw an interview recently with Prince Andrew talking about his "friendship" with Epstein. It's really crazy, he acts so arrogant and condescending and he's so bad at lying. Yet he's still not in jail, because the wealthy and powerful are immune to the law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtBS8COhhhM

If only more people were stupid enough try this nonsense so they could expose themselves. Most of the people involved are staying under the radar by just saying nothing, though. If there's nothing to report, the news media will move on to the next topic of the week.

While doing that interview was a rare moment of stupidity, I think it's an accurate display of the typical mindset of the upper class. They think all of us are morons who will eat up any lie and let them get away with anything. And the sad part is they're right.
Haha yeah, I saw parts of that way back when. The best bit was him talking about how he got some rare form of PTSS during the Falklands War that rendered him physically incapable of sweating. Only at the time of the alleged (and apparently sweaty?) incidents though. So how could they be true?

That said, Hanlon's razor and all.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: GreyClock on June 10, 2020, 01:22:57 PM
never mind my bathroom, how about MY PANTS

i didn't make it in time
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 10, 2020, 01:23:53 PM
BrownClock is taken
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: GreyClock on June 10, 2020, 02:37:42 PM
i've already taken two brownclocks today
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: JambaClock on June 10, 2020, 11:43:53 PM
hey, universal's open again

(the Florida one)
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 12, 2020, 02:13:02 AM
part of seattle got taken over by protestors and declared as an autonomous zone. "Chaz".
so thats a thing.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 12, 2020, 02:53:54 AM
I'm sure trump is gonna let that end reasonably
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 12, 2020, 03:40:34 AM
That's some real pinko sounding nonsense to me. I'm fine with protests but these bolshevik larpers are getting out of hand.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 12, 2020, 04:01:20 AM
I'm just waiting for them to say it's worth it



Trade that occupied street for the god given right to murder unarmed, cooperative civilians and get a pension for it if someone was recording
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 12, 2020, 05:25:35 AM
They'll probably just get bored after a few weeks and go home having accomplished nothing, like Occupy Wall Street.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 12, 2020, 05:31:25 AM
Quote from: Thor on June 12, 2020, 02:13:02 AM
part of seattle got taken over by protestors and declared as an autonomous zone. "Chaz".
so thats a thing.
lmao

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 12, 2020, 04:01:20 AM
I'm just waiting for them to say it's worth it



Trade that occupied street for the god given right to murder unarmed, cooperative civilians and get a pension for it if someone was recording
I genuinely think most cops aren't abusive corrupt racist jackasses. and judging by official and personal tweets and interviews the majority opinion is they seem to agree the knee murder was ludicrously beyond what was required to restrain him. turning this specifically into "fuck all cops" like it's become isn't going to fix this. even if I think you should maintain a healthy wariness of them in general, in any country. god help the idiots who think getting rid of police entirely would be a good idea.

now a good thorough cleanup of all the corrupt big city precincts? sure. the minneapolis police force was already corrupt and incompetent as shit, and this was the final result of an organization that got used to doing whatever it wanted and having no oversight or authority above them. that shit builds on itself and festers. corrupt precincts are unsalvageable. gotta replace the whole thing top to bottom. "the baby has pooed the bathwater. gotta throw em both out." get a new baby and new bathwater just call in the state troopers and national guard till they're set up. well as far as I'm aware. I don't know of any movie-style situations where one cop manages to unfuck the precinct. there's plenty of bastards in otherwise normal police forces that will misreport things or turn their camera off so they can get away with horseshit I'm not sure what to do about those until they actually get caught abusing their power.

there's also the issue with any city above a certain size where the cops stop being part of the community. if you ever hear of people having good experiences with cops, it's often because they're from small or smallish towns.  compared to a big city precinct where they either don't trust or know the community, or they have outright contempt for it. their only friends are other cops.

the closest thing I can think of to a solution would be three things. we would need to somehow invent a better system to filter out the inherently shitty ones before they even get a badge. a form of oversight that prevents massive corruption and abuse yet doesn't hamper their ability to enforce the law. a way to somehow maintain a personal connection with the entire community in big cities like in smaller ones. I have no idea how any of this would be done or what the logistics are for doing so. I don't the first two are even possible. it sounds like offending precinct might actually get replaced, and I'd genuinely like to hear their response to your question if they get kicked out, but I don't see much happening on a nationwide level outside of some new regulations in precincts that already know better anyways. though I'm sure this will be used heavily as a political weapon by both parties and by both candidates as the election ramps up for votes and sewing societal tension and disunity. all of whom don't plan on doing shit for anybody.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 12, 2020, 02:45:09 PM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on June 12, 2020, 05:31:25 AM
god help the idiots who think getting rid of police entirely would be a good idea.


I don't think any of the DEFUND THE POLICE people mean to literally take all their funding away—but there is the social media equivalent of the rioters going around shitposting it. Not to sound like a conspiracy nut, but someone this week went to my (small) city council meeting and had a speech about getting rid of police that was a word-for-word copy of something a very distant relative posted a video of of her own small town's city council meeting in Arkansas. Maybe write an email to your senator so that's not all they're seeing




An email, not a note in your usual unsolicited porn shipments to the capitol
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: pop-tart on June 12, 2020, 03:00:27 PM
The idea of defunding the police is (to my understanding) redirecting resources so they're not so overwhelmed.

So instead of putting millions into the police's 'war on drugs,' money would be allocated into fighting drug addiction.

Or money would go into mental health departments so the cops aren't the ones responding to autistic men sitting in the streets with a toy truck.

[u2]rwHJL5X97Do[/u2]

Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 12, 2020, 04:13:05 PM
The war on drugs is low-key one of the single most vital aspects of this whole thing and I don't think it's getting the attention it deserves. It vastly increases the amount of unnecessary police-civilian interactions. It grants police massive leeway to fuck with people. It powers the prison economy.

Popular support for the war on drugs is fairly low right now. With one big push we might finally be rid of that crap.

The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did. - Ehrlichman
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 13, 2020, 12:14:12 AM
was gonna make the "congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs" joke but






oh


that makes sense
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 14, 2020, 02:06:21 AM
I go one day without news to refresh


what the fucking fuck
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Marlin Clock on June 14, 2020, 10:44:43 AM
What thing are you talking about?
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: VCRClock on June 14, 2020, 01:35:20 PM
Quote from: Marlin Clock on June 14, 2020, 10:44:43 AM
What thing are you talking about?

Rayshard Brooks getting killed by cops for falling asleep in a drive thru? (https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/06/atlanta-police-shoots-kills-rayshard-brooks-wendys.html)
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 14, 2020, 06:56:39 PM
Couple dudes got lynched in california. one was like 25




ed: Looks like the younger one's been ruled a suicide, but it happened in a KKK hotspot (we fucking have those?) and none of his family think he would do that. There's going to be an investigation
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 14, 2020, 07:32:46 PM
Quote from: PhantomCatClock on June 14, 2020, 06:56:39 PM
Couple dudes got lynched in california. one was like 25




ed: Looks like the younger one's been ruled a suicide, but it happened in a KKK hotspot (we fucking have those?) and none of his family think he would do that. There's going to be an investigation
They could both just be suicides. The only evidence that they were lynchings seems to be the imaginations of activists and the family not realizing he was suicidal. It only made the news because race-bait articles get those advertising bucks right now.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 14, 2020, 07:57:12 PM
oh gee wow i hadnt thought of that



But yeah, if that makes you comfortable. I'll wait for the blood to be explained. Then wait for the explanation of how a 6'3 man hanged himself with a USB cable. Then how the 24 year old didn't break that twig of a tree. I like devil's advocate as much as the next guy, but really think about the wording of the phrase. 2,000 people marching from that tiny tree to the sheriff's station is news on its own, so is the attorney general's probe. Pump the brakes on that dismissive silencing for at least a couple of days. "Race-bait".
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: PhantomCatClock on June 14, 2020, 08:07:52 PM
You know what, we're a team. Lemme get off my bullshit for a minute. Apologies.
Title: Re: All this crap going on in the world
Post by: Thor on June 14, 2020, 09:58:15 PM
I can understand that reaction. It was rather dismissive of the protesters which garnered the attention in the first place.
I have my own bias here. Rather than playing devil's advocate, it's more that I'm inherently distrustful of any new story that comes out which sounds shocking or disturbing. Unless there's strong evidence to the contrary, I'm going to assume the least interesting version of events is what's true. The fact of the matter is, modern media is not in the business of spreading news. They're in the business of getting you to watch ads. Social media is even worse, with things that sound bad being amplified simply based on how bad they sound.

Anyway, that's the perspective that most of my views on events come from.