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Messages - einsteinclock

#1
i wonder if my 9yr old sister saw that, i hope she did i want to crush everything she believes in so that she becomes the shell of a woman that she couldve become
#2
General Discussion / Clock Crew I demand an explanation
December 15, 2008, 04:56:04 AM
such innovation, i give it two thumbs up
#3
General Discussion / choose your own adventure
December 15, 2008, 04:53:05 AM
you discover a small group of munchkins that tell you that you have destroyed the wicked witch of the west
#4
General Discussion / Childhood Misconceptions
December 15, 2008, 04:42:35 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1468560When I was very little I thought Ozzy Ozbourne and Howard Stern were the same person. I also thought you impregnated girls by peeing in them.

i thought babies were made via banging a man and a woman together violently
#5
General Discussion / I need a wallet.
December 15, 2008, 04:40:20 AM
real men dont need wallets
#6
Gaming & Technology / Pokemon Diamond/Pearl
December 15, 2008, 04:39:02 AM
its good to get`back into but in terms of gameplay i completed the whole game in a week, im really that sad.
#7
General Discussion / OMGOMGOMG
December 01, 2008, 04:46:58 AM
Get her to perform oral pleasings next time then while shes in the midst of this act slap her so hard that she falls over.
#8
A page of this thread
#9
Can i have a Diglett if not can i haves a Farfetch'd
#10
General Discussion / Clockcrew, I took a piss earlier.
November 27, 2008, 05:59:57 AM
Quote from: Joey 53225;1457042taking a piss right after a wank is fantastic
#11
yEAH because by that time rattatta has evolved into raticate used hyper fang and bitten me then ive died from syphillis
#12
General Discussion / Only in American Drama
November 27, 2008, 05:51:53 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1457051[sketch]0s3p385cf[/sketch]
[sketch]cnzh2rkt4[/sketch]
[sketch]ate57ss1v[/sketch]
[sketch]29ksyefed[/sketch]
[sketch]s3wbmf8yh[/sketch]
#13
The worst pokemon is rattata its so pointless
#14
General Discussion / Only in American Drama
November 27, 2008, 05:14:31 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1456909[sketch]9bd8tew31[/sketch]

[sketch]c9w78fh3a[/sketch]
#15
Charmander possible with a darth vader mask?
#16
General Discussion / choose your own adventure
November 27, 2008, 04:40:23 AM
Make a ball out of the mushy innards of the scientist and name it herbie then converse with him/her ( whichever suits your preferences) for the remainder of the process.
#17
General Discussion / choose your own adventure
November 21, 2008, 08:22:00 AM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1452771Clean yourself up with whatever lab coat you find, then look around the room you're in.

 How can he look around the room if hes just jumped out the room of this window unless of course he was in the bathroom of a  very big mansion where a scientist convention was being held in which case i would agree with you and say that he must analyse the situation and run like hell as he has angered the other peeps
#18
i make a mean cheese toastie
#19
General Discussion / Hello clock crew...
May 23, 2008, 05:48:18 AM
fag fag fagfag fag...  
......you get the point

Quote from: nitroglycerin;1316488I own an account at lock legion. and yadda yadda yadda.I do hope we can get along and not call eachother fags homos,etc. And we will invent a meme.WE WILL!_poogle_

 seriously, not cool. one thing you dont do is say "i hope i won't get called a fag or a homo", because youre asking to get fagged.
#20
General Discussion / my fingers hurt
May 23, 2008, 05:39:08 AM
my friend plays base but he broke his finger so he cant play now.
 you should learn hysteria by muse