Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[CrustClock]

Ask if you can sample the slightly less burnt to hell one and insert one end of it into the superior vena cava of the human heart

This, but squeeze the heart and see if you can fire the sausage out like a potato gun. If you can, nick the burnt sausage for future amunition (as it is harder and more deadly).

[BinaryClock]

Ask where he got the sausages because it seems rude to just take the ones Mick was grilling. Plus burnt fingers aren't exactly helpful for a guitarist looking to rock out.

[RabidClock]

Crane kick grill into Mick, take wallet, drugs, and car keys.

[StrangeClock]

Assume form of Captain Teague

[Topcatyo]

Pass out.

[Kodiakclock]

take a nap on the grill

[Munglai]

You put your face on the barbeque but it's not all that great.

Ask where he got the sausages because it seems rude to just take the ones Mick was grilling. Plus burnt fingers aren't exactly helpful for a guitarist looking to rock out.

Keith and Mick are such great buds that they can do whatever they like to eachother and it isn't rude.

You take the horribly burnt sausage and the dangerously undercooked sausage and replace them with one of the plastic flamingos. Mick doesn't notice as he only sees colours these days. You totally could put the sausages into the heart and fire them out like a potato gun but you decide not to because the heart is currently full of hot water.
You don't put on the sunglasses because they're completely opaque and you have enough trouble seeing without something blocking your vision.

[Maltese]

Wrap the karate kid headband around the heart and sausages so the sausages look like legs, then your meat monster would come to life and help you solve this mystery.

[TequilaClock]

Wrap the karate kid headband around the heart and sausages so the sausages look like legs, then your meat monster would come to life and help you solve this mystery.

Go down the walk after this

[ActionClock]

Wrap the karate kid headband around the heart and sausages so the sausages look like legs, then your meat monster would come to life and help you solve this mystery.

this, oh and name him joey

[CrustClock]

go left (invite Mick to join you if he likes)

[PepperClock]

ask im' if he has/knows where your guitar is and take some of those berries on that bush.

[AbsintheClock]

Remind Mick he's a fag for getting knighted in order to provoke him to fight you.

[Munglai]

You try to provoke Mick by calling him a fag for getting knighted but Jagger laughs off the criticism from Richards. "I think he would probably like to get the same honour himself", Jagger says. "It's like being given an ice cream — one gets one and they all want one. It's nothing new. Keith likes to make a fuss."

You ask him where your guitar is and he laughs with his big mouth and says "back home, mate!". Then you take some berries from that bush (although I'm pretty sure I originally meant for them to be roses).

BTW no one asked Mick where you are which is the main reason you came looking for him so you ask regardless of no one telling me to make you ask and Mick explains that you're at David Bowie's birthday party.

You invite Mick to join you on your adventure.

Mick Jagger joined your party!

You head right (because there's nothing to left but a wall!!).

You follow the path and end up beside the pool. Ringo Starr is here talking to a not very good drawing of Elton John. Further to your right is a marquee where you can spy some more people and a buffet table.

Stats:
Speed: 1
Strength: 4
Dexterity: 0
Health: Mysteriously infinite
Ability to rock out: 999999999 (but no guitar at hand)

Equipment:
Human heart full of hot water, toilet roll, hand towel, soap, empty syringe, bandana, sunglasses, kite, burnt sausage, dangerously undercooked sausage, plastic flamingo, berries

Abilities:
Crane Kick

Jagger's Abilities:
Strut

P.S. Sorry about the rubbish backgrounds, I chose a really bad angle to have to draw stuff from.

[Kodiakclock]

put the suasage in your pants to look like your dick then walk over to elton john and act like its not hanging out.

[CaramelAppleClock]

give either Ringo or Elton your towel, as they could use it
now get that soap wet and leave it where someone would step on it and slip

[SpinningCubeClock]

Drop the soap near Sir Elton.

[Topcatyo]

Tell Mick Jagger of your idea to play David Bowie a really awesome song for his birthday, so go over and recruit Elton John to be your keyboardist and recruit Ringo as your drummer.

[Munglai]

Tell Mick Jagger of your idea to play David Bowie a really awesome song for his birthday, so go over and recruit Elton John to be your keyboardist and recruit Ringo as your drummer.

I don't know about you but I'd totally pick Stevie over Elton.

[OvenmittClock]

tell elton jon that you will beat his face with your hot sausage if he gives you something useful