Keith Richards' Detective Adventure

[Munglai]

Hey guys I'm doing some Flash stuff for my pally pal right now so I'll get back to this l8r!

[Munglai]

Tell your pally pal to keep his hands off and leave the door unlocked, and to remember that you're my little angel and if some guy disrespects you I'll have his cock and balls mounted above my fireplace. This is my house and my rules are law!

Shut up, dad!

[Silly Putty Clock]

Shut up, dad!

Come on, let's go "work on some flash" .

[Munglai]

Sup guys?

You examine the blood. It appears to have soaked into the carpet very quickly! Before you can take any in your syringe as part of some ridiculous plan, John Cleese comes over and tells you off for tampering with evidence.

You head right ---->

The wall seems to have turned into some stairs here, revealing a new wall covered in checkered wall paper, which, needless to say leaves you even more confused than usual. Stevie Wonder is here fumbling at the edge of the original Mona Lisa, which David Bowie owns. There's a door to the right marked "kitchen" and another on the wall opposite the stairs with a big "DO NOT ENTER" sign on it, but John Cleese has a clear view of you from here so he'll probably shout at you or something if you try to go through either of them.

P.S. That's a hat stand at the bottom, not some kind of monstrous retard hand.

[KinderEggClock]

Ask Stevie what he thinks hes touching.

[Topcatyo]

Knock John Cleese out with the Flamingo, and then use your two bandanas to tie him up.  Then, see if anything is behind the Mona Lisa, and go into the Kitchen.

[ProzacClock]

Unplug the lamp, tell Stevie to hold it, and see if you can find a body of water.

[camoclock is a great man]

Head to the kitchen after wearing the hat.

[CrustClock]

Go into the kitchen with the hat, if John Cleese tries to stop you - hide!

[Munglai]

Suddenly remember that the heart was given to you by Dweezil Zappa, and is actually the heart of Frankie himself. Use the sausages to give the heart legs, and use the berries for eyes, and the organ will be possessed by the spirit of Lord Zappa, who will guide you and give you suggestions when people in this thread are too I'm a edgy teen to progress.

Stop telling me what to do, mom!!

You ask Stevie what he's doing.

He says "Maann, I'm sure dere was a liquor cabinet right here ten minutes ago!"

You can't knock John Cleese out with a plastic flamingo because he's John Cleese and it's a plastic flamingo.

John is fair too authoritative for you to disobey so you put on the tophat but don't go into the kitchen.

[CrustClock]

Fine. Investigate what's up the stairs. Take the drink on the table to go with your new hat.

[camoclock is a great man]

Head back left, channel Mick Jagger and use the strut ability.

[Munglai]

Fine. Investigate what's up the stairs. Take the drink on the table to go with your new hat.

If John doesn't want you leaving the room how do you think he'll feel about going upstairs to a whole different floor!

[CrustClock]

Fine. Stand still.

The end.

[StrangeClock]

Challenge John to summarize Proust.

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[Topcatyo]

See what's behind the Mona Lisa painting.

[KinderEggClock]

Wait about for him to be finished investigating.

Or get a phone, and attack his only weakness; people on the phone asking him for stuff.

[TequilaClock]

Pull out the cord off the lamp, it might be handy later.

[Munglai]

Sorry guys but I stayed up all night animating so now I'm super tired and can't cope with opening Flash so you'll have to wait a while before this continues!

[SpinningCubeClock]

Sorry guys but I stayed up all night animating so now I'm super tired and can't cope with opening Flash so you'll have to wait a while before this continues!

You don't need your beauty sleep honey, you're as good as they get! Any prettier and more people will start orgasming on sight.

EDIT: Fixed