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If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

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Fireman

#180
April 14, 2008, 02:40:38 AM
The ability to instantly flip chairs 90 degrees or 180 degrees with my mind.

GodClock

#181
April 14, 2008, 03:02:11 AM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1281713The power to sneeze out of your ass.

this is called a fart
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Slurpee

#182
April 14, 2008, 03:06:54 AM
Quote from: GodClock;1281776this is called a fart

dunno what kinda farts u got bro

Quill

#183
April 14, 2008, 07:04:01 AM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;955790everything i touch turns to skittles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exgpW2_MbRM
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OvenmittClock

#184
April 14, 2008, 07:06:07 AM
resizable testicles for tea-bagging.
AIDS

BreadfruitClock

#185
April 14, 2008, 07:26:02 AM
The ability to to think of witty impractical powers.

BunnyClock

#186
April 14, 2008, 01:22:56 PM
The ability to grow my kidney into a bomb.

Bigglesnoots

#187
April 14, 2008, 01:25:37 PM
the ability to make flash


completely impractical.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

BunnyClock

#188
April 14, 2008, 01:29:54 PM
The ability to get distracted by everything. A single room could keep you busy for five years.

Solenoidclock

#189
April 14, 2008, 02:36:56 PM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1281700I loved that show, too. I never got to see how the Slime Monster arc ended, though.

I loved that show growing up. I remember microwaving a few sticks of juicyfruit in an attempt to make liquid gum. It arced the foil, and I thought I had discovered a new power source.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

TruncheonClock

#190
April 14, 2008, 02:39:05 PM
The ability to melt plastic with my teeth
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

Solenoidclock

#191
April 14, 2008, 02:45:18 PM
To dynamically store and integrate Wikipedia with my brain. Like  Wikipedia Brown.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Topcatyo

#192
April 14, 2008, 02:52:23 PM
Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1281812resizable testicles for tea-bagging.
[FLASH]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/306/teabagoo8.swf width=650 height=400[/FLASH]

camoclock is a great man

#193
April 14, 2008, 02:55:13 PM
Quote from: Topkatyo;1282058[FLASH]http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5949/teabagex1.swf width=650 height=400[/FLASH]

what's with you teabagging vcr
poop

Topcatyo

#194
April 14, 2008, 03:00:23 PM
Quote from: REALSMARTASS;1282059what's with you teabagging vcr
Because I accidentally teabagged VCR the first time, I figure now I could do it on purpose and do it right.

Silly Putty Clock

#195
April 14, 2008, 03:16:38 PM
I'd take the power to see around corners.
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TheCheshireClock

#196
April 14, 2008, 05:38:02 PM
The ability to talk to animals, but I can't understand them back.

Slash

#197
April 14, 2008, 05:39:27 PM
Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1282200The ability to talk to animals, but I can't understand them back.

You allready can, they just can't understand you either

TheCheshireClock

#198
April 14, 2008, 05:41:40 PM
Quote from: Reisen;1282201You allready can, they just can't understand you either

EXACTLY.

Except, now they will.

salmonberryclock

#199
April 14, 2008, 05:49:40 PM
the ability to shorten my penis at will
Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1669531All I ever eat are big cocks.
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