mom found my master splinter x el zorro fanfics

i've been reading Interview With Das Vampire and in my head, Lestat looks like Astarion, so he's this cool sexy guy leading Louis but kinda being bipolar about it


i have been a GOOD BOY all week so i looked up some scenes i've already read because I remember the movie being good and Louis was mm-mm perfect, but then lestat came in and i forgot he was played by BITCHASS TOM CRUISE god DAMMIT is it the mandela effect that he was played by astarion















anyway i'm saying i can relate

get lost, academia, i'm trying to serve all these bots

not to get rich

if they didn't, i would have

yeah what's not to get. they're long and scaly and they squeeze their prey

telegram has an ai button that only shows up AFTER you've typed a message, but before you hit send, and it's... for a message you already wrote?

sometimes i have to load a browser with no add-ons or settings and i'll respond to google's ai stuff with 'fuck off clanker' and it apologizes and says it'll disable itself and leave me alone (it does not)

though speaking of that and people dying, it occurred to me we're watching a norm macdonald joke unravel in real time

obviously presented in the funniest possible manner, but the gist was "You know, I was reading some history books and the great part was the GOOD GUYS won every time!"

but like.. instant news and social media has propagated to the point where we can just definitively say 'nope, it isn't'




which isn't terribly meaningful because the point of that saying is that we knew it wasn't true, just an interesting side-effect of interesting times

i don't know what you're talking about, he's gonna go down in history as the first person to win wars on multiple fronts

for future generations looking at this thread, Slurps was talking Dolly Parton, then mine was Tim Curry, and now Peter Cullen joins them in that great sound booth in the sky

Quote from: Slurpee on August 26, 2026, 06:28:16 PM

how is one of the printer colors magenta when magenta doesn't really exist?
like what is magenta ink? a bunch of very very tiny red and blue inks mixed together?
what does a bird see when it looks at a printed magenta square

--advanced haiku

two iconic queens in one day

That hit a little differently, replaying all of the Monkey Islands on Steam (and hitting the button that changes the sound and graphics back to normal, obviously) when I did, in fact, pay less than $20 combined for them



also if that wasn't quoted twice already, I'd swoop in and correct it to "You can't buy a computer version" but v1 has already been pirated by the entire CCBT

some unrelated thought points

• "games going digital-only will make the prices go down"
• "GTA 6, a digital-only game, deserves to cost $80"
• You cannot buy a computer of San Andreas today that doesn't have the AI upscaling that fucks up all of the visual gags
• Sony has proven, recently, that you have no rights to your digital purchases (deleting licenses from peoples libraries without warning)
• My nose started bleeding again on Sunday

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on July 23, 2026, 08:35:44 PMi can lose a frankly alarming amount of blood without getting pale or dizzy or anything, it turns out

also the description was real, clock day saved me

fifen wait it's down for maintenance aGAIN

Quote from: RobClock on August 15, 2026, 07:56:13 AMHappy clock day 

celebrate by NEWGROUNDS IS DOWN

flash 8 portable and swivel with high enough resolution settings that it fits in this crazy modern world

good heavens look at the time

every time i don't know the definition of a word i open up a gas station boner pill and hold the powder under my tongue