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#1
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 24, 2026, 05:32:57 AM #2
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 23, 2026, 08:35:44 PM
i can lose a frankly alarming amount of blood without getting pale or dizzy or anything, it turns out
#3
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 22, 2026, 12:54:58 PM
a cube would help
#4
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 22, 2026, 10:05:53 AM
meanwhile i struggle with pushups, one of the least intellectually challenging exercises in the market
#5
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 21, 2026, 07:21:55 PM
gen z is smarter than we are and here you sit trying to shoot the sun with a slingshot
#6
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 21, 2026, 06:49:07 AM
god, there's a great slurpeepost that i want to keep up with and I can't find my thesaurus. i'm mad. very mad. very very mad. i'm very very very very mad about this.
#7
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 19, 2026, 08:47:35 AM
all things considered, there really isn't that much nuance to original Romeo and Juliet. the English have had four hundred years to improve the story and they honestly have. the best version of the romeo & juliet story is the free-to-play quest in Old School Runescape and it's not even close
#8
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 18, 2026, 10:03:14 PM
the actual issue was more akin to the, "your breath smells nice, what kind of tic-tac did you take before this episode?" 'oh, just plain mentos' "you've got MENTOS MONEY? you don't need a job"
#9
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 17, 2026, 08:23:08 AM
thought that job interview went really well until it ended and I saw my reflection in the monitor and remembered I was wearing my I WIPE MY ASS WITH KLEENEX® shirt
#10
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 16, 2026, 09:19:04 AM
new ice cream inspired by social media screenshots: de*th by chocolate
#11
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 15, 2026, 07:22:42 AM
i mean, the grocery scanners and some smoke detectors are lasers but YEAH I WANT A big decorative ...techlight machine
you see room tours of rich guys who made a spot in their house look like it's in the Death Star and it's where they keep their star wars/movie toys. i just want the mad scientist v-twin jacobs ladder machine
you see room tours of rich guys who made a spot in their house look like it's in the Death Star and it's where they keep their star wars/movie toys. i just want the mad scientist v-twin jacobs ladder machine
#12
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 14, 2026, 04:38:55 PM
you just wait 'til my big sister gets here, mister, then you'll be sorry
#13
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 14, 2026, 04:38:19 PM
i'm telling screwdriver on you
#14
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 13, 2026, 07:32:46 AM
james isaac kimmel
#15
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 12, 2026, 05:03:35 PM
sure, one ounce of salty sailor sweat goes for 100x the price of a liter of gamer girl bath water, but you try selling both and tell me the salty sailor sweat actually moves 1% as many units
#16
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 12, 2026, 01:57:02 PM #17
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 12, 2026, 11:05:17 AM
oh fun a new journal meme dropped! Let's solve it for me:
could x solve the kira case? no
could x resist the one ring? no
could x out of duty allow themselves to be remembered forever as a traitor to their country and be killed by naked snake in order to avert open warfare between the united states and the soviet union? no
could x double-clutch like they should instead of granny shifting and frying those piston rings? no
could x kill sidney prescott? no
could x hack the gibson? no
could x defeat the undertaker at wrestlemania? no
could x tame and ride a leonopterix, thus proving they are Toruk Makto? no
could x make the Jecht shot? no
could x redeem darth vader? no
could x buy booze with a 25 year old's Hawaiian ID that just says "mclovin"? no
could x kiss the merovingian's wife in a way that would get her to help them free the keymaker? no
could x think about nothing when prompted to choose the form of the destructor? no
could x put their hands in the uh... box thing? no
could x figure out how to play dwarf fortress? yes
could x find a mrs. claus to get married to so they don't turn back into tim allen? no
could x string odysseus's bow? no
could x's prayers pierce the darkness of giygas? no
could x's mind correlate its contents enough to recognize that the bas relief carved by henry anthony wilcox is the same creature depicted in the statue of unidentified green and black stone recovered from the supposed voodoo ritual in new orleans and the singular tribe of degenerate eskimos in west greenland, and connect it to a stray article from an australian newspaper detailing the discovery of a derelict ship? no
could x win so much fame as a gladiator that they force the new emperor, who is the murderer of their wife and child, to duel them? no
could x save jill from becoming crushed by the falling ceiling even though they said they were going back to the dining room to look for clues? no
could x solve the kira case? no
could x resist the one ring? no
could x out of duty allow themselves to be remembered forever as a traitor to their country and be killed by naked snake in order to avert open warfare between the united states and the soviet union? no
could x double-clutch like they should instead of granny shifting and frying those piston rings? no
could x kill sidney prescott? no
could x hack the gibson? no
could x defeat the undertaker at wrestlemania? no
could x tame and ride a leonopterix, thus proving they are Toruk Makto? no
could x make the Jecht shot? no
could x redeem darth vader? no
could x buy booze with a 25 year old's Hawaiian ID that just says "mclovin"? no
could x kiss the merovingian's wife in a way that would get her to help them free the keymaker? no
could x think about nothing when prompted to choose the form of the destructor? no
could x put their hands in the uh... box thing? no
could x figure out how to play dwarf fortress? yes
could x find a mrs. claus to get married to so they don't turn back into tim allen? no
could x string odysseus's bow? no
could x's prayers pierce the darkness of giygas? no
could x's mind correlate its contents enough to recognize that the bas relief carved by henry anthony wilcox is the same creature depicted in the statue of unidentified green and black stone recovered from the supposed voodoo ritual in new orleans and the singular tribe of degenerate eskimos in west greenland, and connect it to a stray article from an australian newspaper detailing the discovery of a derelict ship? no
could x win so much fame as a gladiator that they force the new emperor, who is the murderer of their wife and child, to duel them? no
could x save jill from becoming crushed by the falling ceiling even though they said they were going back to the dining room to look for clues? no
#18
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 04, 2026, 08:36:55 PM
i played video games all day but i trust nothing cringe happened
#19
Cemetery / Re: Celebrities Who Are Still Alive Thread
July 03, 2026, 11:38:22 AM
pleeeeeeeease die of natural causes tomorrow, it'd be so fucking funny
#20
Mrs. McGruder's House / Re: h-o-t t-o g-t-f-o-o-h-k-w-a-y-d-g-g-t-f-o-o-h-y-s-i-f-w-a-d-g-t-f-o
July 02, 2026, 05:47:55 PM
the "americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system" meme but 'America is 250 years old today! That's as old as three Donald Trumps'