the ability to make people around me uncomfortable with my presence.

The power to rearrange letters on signs and sheets of paper and stuff.

So many signs to rearrange to euphemisms for 'penis', so little time...

Quote from: Deep Blue;1280807the ability to make people around me uncomfortable with my presence.

you want the ability to be racist?


I would like to have it so my tears when they hit the ground eventually form into larger puddles which then become comic books.

Quote from: VCRClock;1280812The power to rearrange letters on signs and sheets of paper and stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re6IiHanAdY

Quote from: RomanClock;957357Ctrl Z for paper, but to do it I have to spin around 3 times and pull on my ears.

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to see through wooden doors
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_dh8a6L2En4

ctrl+F in real life, i know this goes against the threads purpose but i fuckin wish i could find my shit

Quote from: GodClock;1280830ctrl+F in real life, i know this goes against the threads purpose but i fuckin wish i could find my shit

If you're Catholic, you can!  There's a Saint you can pray to for finding lost objects.  Here's the spell-- I mean, prayer:  http://www.catholicdoors.com/prayers/english/p00557.htm

The ability to communicate with sponges.

Quote from: joliet_jane;1280835If you're Catholic, you can!  There's a Saint you can pray to for finding lost objects.  Here's the spell-- I mean, prayer:  http://www.catholicdoors.com/prayers/english/p00557.htm

I prayed to St. Rita, but I guess that was because it was more of an impossible dream to get it back, yet I did _poogle_

praise jesus child

The ability to psychically make people question their sexuality.

the abilty to blow steam from my ears that makes a tea-kettle whistling sound

The ability to unscratch CD's.

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1280837 I prayed to St. Rita, but I guess that was because it was more of an impossible dream to get it back, yet I did _poogle_

St. Anthony > St. Rita

The ability to turn lightbulbs into very shit-quality weed

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1280837The ability to communicate with sponges.
I prayed to St. Rita, but I guess that was because it was more of an impossible dream to get it back, yet I did _poogle_

proof that god is real

loljk

The ability to change the size of my head drastically whenever I want to.

The hability of only skip over time by incinerating 300 dollars per second.

Quote from: FlounderwomanClock;1280841The ability to psychically make people question their sexuality.

"If you could have a", not "What"

To shred paper-WITH MY MIND!!!!

the power to change what music somebody's listening to and like it