A PAIR OF PANTIES GIGGLE GIGGLE

The power to experience searing pain everytime I touch my dick

Quote from: clammo;1828953i also wish you had that power (so you could never post again)

What if I turned into a CC member's keyboard.

The power to make people feel a slight stinging everytime I amputate a limb

I want only one super power.

BATTLE TECHNIQUE: LV.48 DISCONCERTING OGLE

The ability to summon one grain of salt every 2 weeks

The ability to secrete a slug phermone.

The ability to spray mace out of my bunghole

Quote from: UshankaClock;1828965The ability to spray mace out of my bunghole

That is completely practical, providing you are about to be raped.

I want the power to change my hands into someone else's hands.

Quote from: AnchorClock;955460Super Adhesive Jizz.

Super Adhesive anything can be usefull

Quote from: theDM;1828977Super Adhesive anything can be usefull

It can be useful, but it's not very practical.

I'd go for adhesive blood. Fast clotting is the next best thing to a healing factor, assuming it doesn't clot while it's still in the body and clog an artery.

My adhesive power would be Velcro skin.

Never blinking again.

The ability to change peoples underwear without undressing them.

Quote from: Cowboy Bebop;1828897I can sort of do this in real life, except that I need to hold the fingers in place with my other hand so I can't do any punching.

Bump.

The ability to bump any thread and not get banned for it

The ability to turn my poop into hotdogs once it has entirely left my body.

Not so much an ability as it is a condition.

Quote from: topcatyo;1829020The ability to turn my poop into hotdogs

They have this already, it is known as McDonalds.

The ability to reverse the image mirrors reflect.

Quote from: UshankaClock;1828963The ability to summon one grain of salt every 2 weeks

I believe we can already do that and more by sweating.

Quote from: RobClock;1828971That is completely practical, providing you are about to be raped.

Only if the guy gets really close to your butt with his face

Quote from: UshankaClock;1829065Only if the guy gets really close to your butt with his face

spraying mace on someones dick would hurt bro.